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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
"I am a talking scale, that's pretty impressive don't you think"
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PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:01,
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12 years ago)
That's nothing.
You should hear what my talking toilet says.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:04,
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'I cannae take anymore Captain'
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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Haha yeah my talking kettle insisted that I go out and kill some prostitutes with my hammer last night.
Don't you hate it when they do that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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Not really. I quite enjoy it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:07,
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"That's no moon!"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:09,
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