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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My brother has found some antique lithograph of our old family seat
and various other thoughtful and nice things. I feel like such a cunt.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:16, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You'll feel like less of a cunt if you just add your name to your brothers present.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:18, Reply)
It might have to be this way.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Hello Al

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Fucking show off prick
ask if you can go twos with him, then never pay him back, win win
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Hello Chompy

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)
You could make him a card with dried pasta on it

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Fucking Tony Hart never sent it back.
Gone forever, one of the world's great art treasures. I reckon that wanker Mr Bennett nicked it.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)
morpher-fucker

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Yeah, what was Mr Bennet's problem?
My missus reckons they were a gay couple. Tony and Mr B, that is.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)
'working late again, Mr Hart?'
It was like the preamble to some hideous gay porn. Morph was the fluffer.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Haha, nice
I don't want to know what Chas' job was.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
You should get your dad Mr Bennet's book:
www.actingontv.com/homepage.asp
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Great idea!!! Thanks Tango!!!!

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)
No probs m8!!!

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)
And then what will he eat?

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)
As long as Monty uses non-toxic adhesive
He can eat the card. I recommend making a little paper pouch full of mixed herbs to go with it.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)

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