distraction between work tasks innit
i need something to get my mind out of one matter and into another.

the person posting above me was the doveston. i know nothing of his work, but i hear he's very very sex-eh. or he might be a she. my source wasn't fussy.

oh, now it's kroney. well we all know how sex-eh she is.

no, a vicar's handshake will do for the likes of him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

alright Swipester?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:04, Reply)

alright plumstop

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:06, Reply)

yeah not bad.
Few days off, back to work on Tuesday.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:07, Reply)

i feel this irresistible urge
to ask something bullying about the hamster. why? why??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Because you're a vicious online bully :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:09, Reply)

because your pet is bent, mm-kay?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Grace is very cute, low maintenance and friendly.
The complete opposite of you.

I detect jealousy here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:15, Reply)

hamsters are a bit daft.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:15, Reply)

And very endearing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:16, Reply)

if i met a dude
and we went back to his after 8 dates or whatever, and he had a hamster, i would think he was either gay or into some seriously kinky shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Whatever floats your boat, dudette.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)

8

1
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)

1 dates?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

hey
i'm not you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

^ this ^
oh so much this

pointless
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:16, Reply)

They are great pets.
Your uni one does sound like it was a bit of a dick though.

Maybe it was a bit neglected.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)

it was spoiled rotten
even though i think, secretly, we all hated it.

and it fucking refused to die.

so did the fish. years and years later, they're still living in my friend's pond
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

You're like the Cruella De Ville of the crepuscular rodent world.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)