That was quick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:42, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Chompy is a name and bit of a big deal around Milton Keynes
The 'burbs quake when he walks down the street
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Crying always helps

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:44, Reply)

+ me get erect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Well played.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I really should be careful what I post.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Perhaps I should DMAAKM.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)

He nicked her tv and sold it down at cash converters

( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Said, I've checked all deposit protection schemes and they have no record of my registration.
She sent a very arsey text saying. "We have a block policy so it's not individually named, but our accounts deptment has already sent your deposit to you so you'll get that. I will send you an invoice for the carpet retroactivley and withdraw the reference you needed for your new property"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I'm guessing she's bullshitting me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)

what did you do to the carpet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)

He took the words 'shag pile' literally.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Don't be so rude about his girlfriend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Took a big shit in the middle of it, then has the nerve to kick off
Kids these days eh?
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Small black stain under the bed.
We paid for She want's the whole room replaced, we already paid for it to be pro cleaned so I said no.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

did you shit the bed after a guiness session?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)

No it was where Gary Coleman slept

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)

she's removing the reference?
And what sort of idiot thinks you'll pay a bill for a carpet after the fact?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Especially one I've repeatedly said isn't necessary.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Chompy are you not already moved into the new gaff?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Yep, so reference thing is pointless.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Send her some dog bots
As an apology for fucking up her carpet
It’s the right thing to do
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:01, Reply)

bot dogs, surely?
unless you're suggesting he hacks off the hind quarters and posts those?
( Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Yes of course bot dogs
and don't call me Shirly
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)

go back, break in, shit on all the carpets. win.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)

scrut around like a dog with worms

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:13, Reply)