Weed was my downfall last night.
Super-strength skunk on top of 8 pints doth not a well Monty make. I am so out of practice it's pathetic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:39, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

When will you learn?
Always start with a smoke.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:39, Reply)

That wasn't possible
I went to the pub from my solicitors and drank two pints, then met my pal in a different pub and had two more THEN went back to his with cans, I'd had 5 beers before any weed and was fucking ruined after two joints. Then my fucking mum rang up to ask about how things went with the solicitor.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Lightweight.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Mums have an amazing ability to do that, which is why I never answer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I had to.
I promised to tell her how I got on, not answering was simply impossible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:57, Reply)