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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning.
Looking forward to the weekend? Any plans? I haven't. I was in bed by half nine last night too. Rock AND roll eh? What a load of shit.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:42, 178 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Morning Kevin Webster.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:45, Reply)
that's me!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:54, Reply)
I might mail you later. You in work today?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:56, Reply)
Jawohl

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:17, Reply)
Sup Monty-boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
How did the 3pm thing go, or should I not ask?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:47, Reply)
it was good thanks
Went to meet my solicitor at his super plush offices in the heart of the City. It really brought home to me how heavy duty my artillery is. Thank God (and his agent on earth, Stunned poster) that I'm not having to pay them.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:51, Reply)
Bring out the big guns.
So why 9pm bedtime was it sexytime?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:53, Reply)
No, it was 'out of my fucking brains' time
Lusty was working.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:56, Reply)
So you and Lusty kissed and made up
I bet Gonz is gutted
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:59, Reply)
In bed by half nine. You missed Charlie Brooker's weekly wipe.
Its like B3ta, but on the telly.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:16, Reply)
Charlie Brooker gets paid to do what I spend my life doing for free ie getting annoyed at things
Sometimes I think I quite fancy a go at that but then I am reminded that he has to watch shit like Big Brother and I just couldn't.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:19, Reply)
I can't belive he watches all the things he's angry about.
Just gets a precis from his missus.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:22, Reply)
Self-important pricks getting upset about stuff which really, really doesn't matter?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:26, Reply)
+ 'Kunt'

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:27, Reply)
+ and the gang

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Yeah thanks for that HH. Se'sly. THANKS.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:29, Reply)
No, I mean it. Thanks so much.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:29, Reply)
That's 50% of B3ta, no?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:30, Reply)
That's 100% of b3ta.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:31, Reply)
I thought so,

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:32, Reply)
98.5%

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:32, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1864562
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:43, Reply)
not really,
Glad that up there the solicitor meeting has made you feel a little more confident.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:20, Reply)
I'm not fighting this alone and I was very much reminded of that.
If I'm still getting nowhere by this time next week then we start to kick off big time.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:22, Reply)
I'm very happy to punch anyone in the throat if it will help. But I'll be honest, my legal help is amateur at best.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:25, Reply)
Well it's nice to know you're there, all the same x

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:27, Reply)
Swipey, give WP his login back.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:31, Reply)

(◉‿◉)
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:35, Reply)
HAHA!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:35, Reply)
Morning.
I always look forward to the weekends.
My plans are, as always, far too tedious to discuss at length on here, but I hope to include a little 'rock' and perhaps a touch of 'roll' somewhere along the way.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:33, Reply)
can I suggest a spliff in the bath? its lovely.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:36, Reply)
Weed was my downfall last night.
Super-strength skunk on top of 8 pints doth not a well Monty make. I am so out of practice it's pathetic.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:39, Reply)
When will you learn?
Always start with a smoke.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:39, Reply)
That wasn't possible
I went to the pub from my solicitors and drank two pints, then met my pal in a different pub and had two more THEN went back to his with cans, I'd had 5 beers before any weed and was fucking ruined after two joints. Then my fucking mum rang up to ask about how things went with the solicitor.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Lightweight.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Mums have an amazing ability to do that, which is why I never answer

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:55, Reply)
I had to.
I promised to tell her how I got on, not answering was simply impossible.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:57, Reply)
It's many years since I have been able to indulge such pleasures.
My smoking is confined to the outside nowadays.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:39, Reply)
me too normally, but ladypig relented last night.
It really is lovely.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:41, Reply)
Unfortunately Mrs tangle must not find out that I am still smoking.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:42, Reply)
I bet she does know.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Well smokers do tend to absolutely reek.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:50, Reply)
We had a spliff a couple of months back watching a movie in the house as it was snowing too heavily to go out,
And the smell in the morning in the living room was horrid. Horrid horrid.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Smoking has been forbidden in my flat for about a year: since my kid started visiting.
It is so much nicer since I imposed that rule.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:55, Reply)
We have the odd spliff in the house on special occasions, but you're right, it is a lot nicer without.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:56, Reply)
there was a "flashmob" in Oxford yesterday, I've just had a look at the video,
And as far as I understand a flashmob, you all sort of appear as if from no where, do something daft to make your point, and dissappear.
This flashmob seemed to be a bunch of women wearing pink milling about by the monument, then doing some frankly bizarre dance for a bit, milling about some more, occasionally waving the odd placard, then one of them gets out a flask of tea. Surely that's more of a gathering than a flashmob?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Flashmobs are the ultimate expression of waqqi cuntitude

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:53, Reply)
correct, but I still say that it was not a flashmob, I mean, add in some cake and it's a WI open morning.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Probably jumping on the "Harlem Shake" bandwagon

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:53, Reply)
harlem shake?
As far as I could tell they were all "rising" about something. Whatever the point was, it wasn't very clear at all.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Another shit thing to forced down our throats
www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2013/02/14/is-it-any-wonder-the-harlem-shake-went-viral/
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Ah, you see, what that was, was a 'gashmob'.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:55, Reply)
or "Friday night" as swipey calls it when the rugby team pop over

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Can someone punch his hangover in the ear please?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Morning badmons,
MTFU.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:54, Reply)
Punch it yourself, you fucking hardnut.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Surely Badmons Dukaz does not suffer with hangovers?
Do hangovers not suffer with Badmons Dukaz?
Come on Nakers, you've got a new made-up reputation to live up to here.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:58, Reply)
It's ok I'm better now, i have a bacon bagle

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:59, Reply)
he really is WTN.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Lamb chop update:
Very good. Even thought the recipe I tried burned my hands while making it, it needs another load of chilli to make it Tayaabs hot.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Did you use the recipe you linked to?
And if so could you link it again please?

How long did you marinade for? I am 'home alone' again tonight and have a house full of chillies.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:59, Reply)
This one
lizzieeatslondon.blogspot.co.uk/2009/01/indian-spiced-lamb-chops.html
About 30 hours marinating, but it can be done for 6 days apparently.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:01, Reply)
My local place does this whole leg of lamb (obviously I haven't tried it)
sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/295309_511466905572338_1982417394_n.jpg
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Thanks a lot man

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Was on on the side of you hand?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Pardon?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:03, Reply)
It was leading up to a Lamb chop side burn Ref.
Sulks
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Oh well that makes perfect sense then.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:13, Reply)
this should go in QOTW

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)
This is really interesting
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21468116
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:10, Reply)
better video here:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/9872020/Meteorite-falling-over-Russia-caught-on-camera.html
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:11, Reply)
I think I'm gonna go with 'mildly interesting', personally.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:11, Reply)
?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21442863
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)
That one registers a strong 'quite interesting' on my MontyNews-o-meter
What I'm really interested in, is getting a sausage roll. I saw someone eating one earlier and I want one of my own, and soon. I've not eaten since 1:30pm yesterday.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)
I'm not a fan of sausage rolls.
I think it's a beard thing.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)
home made ones are great, nasty cheap greggs hat ones are awful

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Are you fresh sausage roll from an independant bakers man, or will you settle for a ginsters?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)
I would prefer the former but as this juncture I'd be more than happy with Greggs.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)
I just had a full english
I commend it to you, sir.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Just realised that I walked away from our cafe without paying for my bagle and coffee, no one stopped me
that's how Badmons rolls
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:12, Reply)
Shut up Nakers
you will always be nakers and you will also be worse than nakers.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)
And you'll always be a cunt
hth xx
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)
alright Monts?
Did you see that Tim Dog's dead?

Poor Ken Dodd :'(
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Is he really?
His 'Bitch With a Perm' is one of the lamest record sleeves of all time.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)
lol
4.bp.blogspot.com/_46Bf2luG5wI/TUL9zcxi7OI/AAAAAAAAAGY/oh3p4P40p80/s1600/1994_Tim_Dog_-_Bitch_With_A_Perm_%255BRemix%255D.jpeg
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)
haha

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)
yes

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)
That's well shit.
Cause of death?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)
seizure caused by diabetes

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)
:o(

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)
it's a wake up call for all the fatties on here

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)
Poor Battered :'(

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Stunned needs to worry more than me.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)
My ex needs to worry more than all of you.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS she'll probably have Pistorius legs within ten years. And she already shares his love of violence.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Can you not somehow add sugar to her water supply, to hurry things along?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Oscar Pistorious eh?
I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE IN HIS SHOES!!!!!!!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
he has a sponsorship deal with nike

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I would like a sponsorship deal with nike
and I'd also like to be a world class sprinter, but I wouldn't want to be a domestic abuser and murderer. So you know, there's good points and bad points.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:38, Reply)
You might not be a world famous, legless sprinter, Al
but on the plus side, you're not going to get sent down for the most blatant celebrity murder this side of OJ Simpson.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Then your daughter will have two parents that look like freaks.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Ironylolz your wife's a ranga and you're 3'2"!!!!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:37, Reply)
His kid must essentially be a carrot

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Hello everyone.
I'm glad you had an enjoyable night, Monters. Mine wasn't bad either, THANKS FOR ASKING, YOU PRICK.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)
posh wank eh?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
the poshest!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
Talking of shit, I need one.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
lol
5.9.83.79/questions/creepy/post1155839
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Yo Bobb-o

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Morning, shit-for-brains
Aye, should be good. Weekend away with the missus, then seeing my family for my niece's 1st birthday on Sunday, should be fun!

About midnight for me, I started watching a new series last night, so far, not bad.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Oh yeah, rub it in why don't you that you get to see your niece, you really are something, you know that?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)
So self-centred.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)
He's such a prick.
I don't even have a niece!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)
:o(
Fucking hell, what was he thinking? I mean people can be pretty cruel on here, but this takes the piss. I have the number of a good councillor if you need it xx
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)
I don't know that the council will be much help here tbh.
Maybe if this was about refuse collection or planning permission or something, then maybe - but I reckon this lies some way outside their remit.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
WHAT DO I PAY MY TAXES FOR!!!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
You pay taxes?
Oh you ghastly little prole.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:38, Reply)
My sisters gay, I'll never have a niece :(((

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)
I have four nieces.
I'm so sorry Chompy, every day must be painful for you.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Wow, your sister's kind of a whore, huh.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
officelol

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
nah, just married for 20 years or so.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Someone might shove a turkey baster full of spunk up her

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Even then it might be a nephew

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Nah, lezzas can only have girls, fact

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
that's so homophobic.
You disgust me.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:37, Reply)
what a wanker.
You, not AA.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)
Many zombies in it?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)
None whatsoever, happily.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:34, Reply)
What is it?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:39, Reply)
You won't be interested, Al - apparently there aren't any zombies in it.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Oh fuck that shit yo.
I ain't down with that bullshit.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Psych

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)
How do you feel about me starting a new thread Boyce?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:38, Reply)
PEW PEW!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:39, Reply)
alright two hats.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Yeah, Friday innit
You?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:43, Reply)
I've been sat in the pub since 830,waiting on a beer delivery. This is the latest they've ever been and it's giving me the fear.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Oh shit
Is there anyone you can call?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)
GHOSTBUSTERS!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)
A pub without beer is just a an unpleasant smelling building.
Like Montys flat.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Not much but I'm stuck with it!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT I'VE DONE HERE IS PRETENDED I THOUGHT 'LIKE MONTY'S FLAT' WAS A QUESTION!!!!!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)
I GET THIS!!!!!!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Well whilst you two lovebirds have been canoodling here HH has started another one of those shit threads he seems so keen on.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)
bollocks

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)
I am trembling with anticipation, like a bride on the eve of her wedding.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:40, Reply)
hh has fucked it up.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)
What a ruiner

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)
God I hate him SO MUCH

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)
I ruined his thread

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:50, Reply)
I clicked every single one.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:51, Reply)
so did I

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

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