Every time you come on this site a little alarm goes off in GCHQ
The ony way to get out from their gaze is to go off grid, I've got a small plot of land in an undisclosed location, own water supply and several years worth of dried food. Who's with me?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah go on.
Actaully hang on, it's not in Oirland is it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I can't say
If you agree I'll send your instructions via courier pigeon
It's the only way to keep it secret
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Throw in plenty of cider and I'm in.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)

No we're only allowed heterosexual drinks

( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Well I'm not drinking that potcheen shit that you spudwogs drink.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Yeti's mum used to smuggle that stuff back whenever she went over to De Emerald Oil.
The only person that would drink it was my brother.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Never tried it.
Never will.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I had some of that a while back, didn't go blind, was dead impressed
Also I'm not Irish
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Typical Irish reply

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Let's start, shouldn't be too hard
I'm not a sucka so I don't need a bodyguard
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Don't stress wear a bullet proof vest
Don't smoke buddha, can't stand sess yes
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)

errrr, GAY!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)

+ Irish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)

errrr, Theoban is Stephen Gately!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)

brb dead in spain

( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)

His disgusting lifestyle will be his downfall, mark my words

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)