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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, I think it is clear that the overwhelming view on 'that shit' is 'fuck'I'm bored with all the truth being told on here.
As Fleetwood Mac once said, tell me lies tell me sweet little lies.
Go.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:01,
170 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
I heard that Nakers was actually a charming and erudite young fellow(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)
He is. For a massive bent spastic.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:12,
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What kind words, thank you lovely badger(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:31,
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General Erwin Rommel invented Turkish Delight.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:03,
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The Undertones classic hit 'Jimmy Jimmy' is about an imagined sex romp between Jimmy Carter and Jimmy Hillbut the BBC made them change the lyrics to avoid an airplay ban.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:06,
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So you've had some coffee and you're not getting any more at the moment?(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Battered says that he's really, really sorry.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:45,
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Are you going to stop 2.0-ing him now, you massive spazzer?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:02,
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I have already, it was only for the other thread where he but loads of ascii goatses about.(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:07,
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I think I might have some fun with that(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:12,
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Fun for the whole fam...Oh.
Soz.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:14,
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Shirley Bassey's classic hit 'Big Spender' was inspired by a visit to a friend's house when they watched a Jimmy Nail show on his gigantic telly.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:08,
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Mars confectionary have supplied free chocolates to President George Abela of Malta ever since a misunderstanding where they believed him to be angry with them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:09,
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84% of registered b3ta users log in every day and read every single post.Yet their crippling social inadequacy prevents them from ever posting themselves.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:11,
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I think Chompy has put me on 2.0:(
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:12,
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Battered, only retarded spastics use 2.0.Actually, that would put Dozer in good company.
With you.
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Frank and I kissed and made up.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:18,
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:18,
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I have joined you in Chompy's 2.0 club.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:19,
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Yes.Please tell him I won't do anymore.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:20,
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Are you going to stick to it though, Battered?Because you are kind of a scamp.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:21,
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He's already known to the mods as a troublemaker.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:24,
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dude if you're that desperate for updates on "life" in suburbiathe daily mail website is free
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:22,
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Use the <pre> tag at the top of the text to keep the formatting(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:24,
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oh noesi hope you have some boozes to get you through this difficult time.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:21,
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I'm on my 6th can of Aspalls already, just to help me struggle though.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:25,
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Here you gowww.bbc.co.uk/search/news/rape
It's like he never left you
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I've told him that you're very, very, very sorry.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:59,
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it's a sign of a feeble mindand a secret knowledge that one is a cunt who has failed in life in oh so many ways
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:19,
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The Chinese government hired Mike Batt to help them perpetuate the myth that there are lots of bicycles in their country.Bicycles are a symbol of wealth, fertility and might in ancient Chinese culture.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:15,
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i saw them last time they touredthey were fucking excellent - well - lindsay buckingham was. years of coke have not done wonders for stevie's appearance or voice, tbh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:20,
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They've been utter shit since Peter Green left in May 1970.Did you have fun last night? I ended up in a right 'two and eight'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:22,
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i like a bit of "rumours" thoughi blame my parents. all those long car journeys as a kid left me with a secret love of fleetwood mac, paul simon, dire straits... nostalgia innit.
it was wicked, we had a great time. berk was surprisingly good. i was not. did you overdo it??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:23,
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Yes. Early night, utterly shitfaced.Next time I'll join you. I do enjoy drawing although I tend to draw from imagination rather than real life.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:25,
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Regarding yesterday's conversationOK, the evidence is mounting that you might be righter than I made out. Not actually right, right. But rightER. As in not wholly wrong, but not actually properly right.
Alright?
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Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:33,
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I absolutely do not need a massive dumpand am certainly not stuck on an interminable call
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I KNEW you were up to no good(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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I had guessed that this would be your first use of Ascii.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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Is there a facebook reconciliation on the cards here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:36,
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I'll get right on it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:50,
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There's no such things as mirrorsEvery mirror in the world is actually a tv screen with a tiny camera in the top.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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Well now I feel a little embarrassed.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:36,
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(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
ASCII trees of green, red roses too...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:37,
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We call it ASCIIIIIIIIII(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:37,
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Every time you come on this site a little alarm goes off in GCHQThe ony way to get out from their gaze is to go off grid, I've got a small plot of land in an undisclosed location, own water supply and several years worth of dried food. Who's with me?
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:33,
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Yeah go on.Actaully hang on, it's not in Oirland is it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:34,
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I can't sayIf you agree I'll send your instructions via courier pigeon
It's the only way to keep it secret
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:35,
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Throw in plenty of cider and I'm in.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:34,
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Well I'm not drinking that potcheen shit that you spudwogs drink.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:41,
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Yeti's mum used to smuggle that stuff back whenever she went over to De Emerald Oil.The only person that would drink it was my brother.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:42,
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I had some of that a while back, didn't go blind, was dead impressedAlso I'm not Irish
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:42,
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Let's start, shouldn't be too hardI'm not a sucka so I don't need a bodyguard
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:48,
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Don't stress wear a bullet proof vestDon't smoke buddha, can't stand sess yes
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:52,
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errrr, Theoban is Stephen Gately!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:59,
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His disgusting lifestyle will be his downfall, mark my words(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:00,
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What about that meteorite in Russia eh?End of the world or Autobots assemble?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:38,
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Some of us were doing actual work and not on here foreverrrrrr
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:06,
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Dunno, what meteorite?We get strikes all the time. Space, innit.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:40,
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Nothing to do with the question, just heard this jokeSurely Oscar Pistorius isn't the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentines and shoot all over his missus' face whilst imagining she was someone else?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)
so i was texting this guy the other nightand he mentioned that his disgusting mate had told him about something called "breading". i had no idea what this was, so i googled. and what came up was not what he meant, but something really bizarre...
shoving cats' heads through pieces of bread and photographing them. why? why? why?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:01,
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When you attach a ciabetta to your penis and rub it all over a lady's breastsLeaving a fine layer of breadcrumbs, which your collection of pigeons erotically eat, whilst you masturbate to completion
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:06,
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You don't get ciabetta north of the watford gap(
Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:08,
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