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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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she decided her kids could share a fish and chips, then asked if we could do a special batter without beer.
I might punch her in the tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:24, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Batter without beer? Hahahah
What a prick
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:26, Reply)
I read that as Battered
And did a little lol
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Ask her how she would advise you to go about extracting the beer
from a frozen ready meal. Would she suggest trying before or after it goes in the microwave?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Does she...no wait

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Do you think she thinks...no she can't

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Does she think if you eat battered fish you'll get drunk?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)
God she sounds nearly as thick as Tango's tard missus.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I have years of offtopic gossip to catch up with
INFO ME UP MOBO
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Tango's wife is such a monumental dunce that she can't tell when he's been smoking
plus he's convinced her that regular and aggressive anal prevents breast cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Does he just tell her that the smell is the side effect of a vegan diet?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:48, Reply)
He tells her that it's her own tits that she can smell.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I do love the way these things snowball.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Her tits snowball?
What on earth are you doing to them?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Shit in her cunt.
Beer free. FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

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