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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
it being the most baby friendly place a woman ever being anything other than scornful and pitying about my scabrous penis
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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12 years ago)
Once I had a dream where I didn't have to pay a women to touch me.
It was nice.
I cried when I woke up.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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Then cried again when you tried to peel the duvet cover off your groin area.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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I never lift the duvet until I've crawled into the bath and let it soak for ten minutes.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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Pro tip: throw some Vim into to the bath before you get in, helps loosen the bloodstains
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:27,
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