Well i asked earlier but no cunt replied.
WEEKEND PLANS?

Extra points if they involve a pulled chorizo cayke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:50, 208 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Working till about 12pm Sat.
After that it's not like you have a proper weekend
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)

True enough.
Lusty's working til 4am this evening, so I am at a loose end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Slow down
I bet nobody will get this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Loose Ends?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Bingo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw3pTvPaDrs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Good Lord, Holmes!
How on earth do you do it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I suspect Monty didn't have to try too hard to get it.
I know I didn't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Can you afford Kleenex?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)

socks?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)

off to Wax:On tonight.
Erol Alkan, Daniel Avery and People Get Real.

Then an interview on Monday.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)

For a new job?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Nah, it's with the Fashion police

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I've got such a nice new jacket, grey tweedy, slim, blue detail on the stitching
it's gurt lush
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

nice.
I'm rocking the 'waistcoat instead of suit jacket' look.

Chicks dig it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)

very Mumford and Sons

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

oh man :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Did you know Marcus mumford is married to Carey mulligan
who is pretty fit I reckon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:07, Reply)

she gets her muff out in Shame.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I haven't seen it
I'm more of a "Battleship" kind of guy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)

you don't want anything too pretentious, now do you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)

She must have cloth ears.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)

I quite like Mumford and sons.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

^^Shittest cybering ever.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

That is a very shit look.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I disagree.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)

You've only been in your current role 5 minutes!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)

over a year now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Time flys by.
So is this an internal promotion or an external move?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)

external.
It's an Internal Communications Manager for a large financial services company.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Good luck.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Make sure you polish up all of those prickish piercings before the interview!!
Got to make a good impression.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I take them out for work.
DUH!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Leave them out.
YOU ARE OVER 30.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Cut your hair.
YOU ARE NEARLY 40.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)

ZOTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Eating leftover curry.
Making my first batch of homebrew in the new place. Might have a shit. And going to somones 21st birthday on saturday... it'll be shit and you know it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)

aren't you a bit old to go to a 21st?
It'll be like a uni student going back to their school disco, they think they are all cool and old and sophisticated but the kids just think he's a pathetic pedo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)

this.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

My old housemates girlfriend.
I don't want to go, but it's sort of expected, she basically lived at my house for 3 months.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)

take nice wine and refuse to share it, as they "wouldn't appreciate it"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)

nah, take a bag of mdma and hog it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)

nice wine homebrew
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Rophypnol and a balaclava

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)

I was trying to be discreet about the fact that I'll be mostly spending it with my kids.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Thank you for your concern.
I'm very pleased for you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I'm spending mine with montys

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I'm DJing tomorrow
Back in the game, oh yeah.

Nephew's birthday party
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)

remember that CDJs have a loop function if you need a toilet break.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Don't listen to those cunt parents who'll try to get you to turn it down or play something more 'child-friendly'
This is a big gig for you, man.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

if ever there was a time for CombiChrist, there is now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Way ahead of you
Been teaching my niece the lyrics to "Fuck That Shit" for weeks in anticipation.

She's doing very well.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)

that's so sweet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Innit
Any complaints should be addressed to Ms Foxtrot for refusing to incubate progeny of my own
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:08, Reply)

next up:
Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches.

Or Bump by Spank Rock.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)

That Peaches song takes me back
It's a real shame about pretty much everything else she ever did
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:24, Reply)

The Teaches of Peaches was superb.
The cover artwork for Fatherfucker is terrifying.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Out for dinner tonight for "Valentines Day"
dunno about tomorrow, but it turns out I'm having lunch with Mrs. Dukaz friend and boyfriend on Sunday, which will be tedious
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Where are you dining?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Modern italian place in Chelsea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Mrs Dukaz has a boyfriend?
How very progressive of you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

you ruined my song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ0UfziNTBE

out tonight, meeting with writing friend tomorrow re: script stuff, seeing the brother and family on sun...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Seeing girlfriend and family, should be good.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I honestly read that at first as "Seeing my girlfriend's fanny, should be good".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:10, Reply)

WORKING 9 'TIL six
WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING

I'm going for lunch now. YEAH.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

was I being unnecessarily prickish in that last thread?
I feel like people think I was being un-reasonable?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)

When?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)

you are a constant prick.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Not at all that woman sounded like a cunt
pubs are first and foremost places for aduults
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)

You are never prickish WP.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I find you entirely unreasonable

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Hell no
You wouldn't stroll into the Early Learning Centre and complain about the lack of jazz mags would you. Some pubs cater for kids, some don't. Go fucking find one of the former you daft cow.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I feel you weren't being anywhere near prickish enough.
I still think you should have told her to get out of your fucking pub.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)

I think you were very restrained pookums xx

( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Seeing my lady love tomorrow afternoon, then doing crosswords and sex.
If its sunny on Sunday, We will go into the New Forest.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)

+ to bury the body

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Yes, an ex consenting adult body.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I've been pretty busy this week with various things (ok, one thing)
so this weekend shall be quiet. I will probably spend most of it putting my back out again.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)

High-end putting your back out?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Precisely!

( Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:07, Reply)

TRUELAD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Planning on pulling a chorizo cayke at some point
Other than that, nothing special. Whay about YOU Monty?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)

No idea, Big Dogg, no idea.
Might go to a gallery or museum tomorrow, might go to see Lusty's folks on Sunday afternoon. Her dad's always game for a couple of bottles of red and some lolz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:08, Reply)

You can trade stories about the war

( Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:10, Reply)

me y
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:10, Reply)

That took me fucking ages.
'A couple of bottles of red and soy lolz?' Her dad's not Ken Hom you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)

'gay for a couple of bottles...'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1865467
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)

How does he feel about his daughter living with someone older than he is?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)

He thinks I am well cool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:36, Reply)

This weekend won't be as good as next weekend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Bristol bash?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)

No, your mum has offered to take us all on at once.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)

S3CRETB4$5HHHHHHHHHH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I've checked, there's definitely no bash happening that weekend
www.b3ta.com/calendar/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Fucking hell, even buying people a drink makes Legless look like a cunt.
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24469
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Cheers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)

some fucker has named themselves naked ape in that thread
I think it's rory's old account
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)

It definitely is.
Also, lol.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Wotcha Jeffers.
No Bristol for me, I'm going to need my money for flat hunting.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I hear ya bro.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)

My misses will be i Brizzle next weekend...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Weekend at work, followed by Sunday with the ladypig.
Might just chill.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Alright Craig David.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I'm venturing to London this weekend
treat for the missus's birthday. Weather looks OK so hopefully get to wander round places pointing like tourists.

Something for Nakers-how to plug a USB in correctly.

"USB connectors always have two square
holes on the upper side,
except when they're on the lower side or
when they aren't present. They also have a
USB logo on the lower side, except when
it's on the upper side, when it's absent, or
when it's on both sides.
The upper side of the socket is the one
furthest from the floor. Where sockets are
mounted vertically, it's the side that would
be nearest to the floor if you laid the device
on its side with the wrong side facing up.
You may find it easier to think of it as the
left-hand side (right-hand side for left-
handed people). But then you will have to
decide whether you're in front of the
computer or behind it."
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)

i use a hammer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)

a MC
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Spoken like a true engineer
Never trust an engineer whose toolkit doesn't include a hammer, a can of WD40, duct tape, and a proper Stanley knife.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

thanks Legless

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)

cheers
cheers
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)

I'm not saying that localboy is a complete fucking retard.
But he's made me actually reply to you to point out what a fucking retard he is.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Duct tape's main use is attaching cars to walls.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)

oooohh!!
*holds up handbag*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

why have you got a handbag you fanny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Vic & Bob reference.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)

*Stereophonics reference*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)

*pointless reference*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)

*vas deferens referens*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)

*referendums*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)

*dumdums*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Tonight I'm gonna get a huge delivery from the japanese resturant I used to go to all the time in southgate.
Tomo Ma' is taking me food-shopping (as she has a car) and then afterwards a mate is coming in the evening where we're gonna watch some Sherlock Holmes and Elementary while gorging ourselves on a delivery from the japanese restruant again. Then sunday when we wake up we're going to a farmer's market and doing some photography.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Is it still going then?
The mrs really wants to get some Sushi so we'll have to go back. Or maybe get takeaway, I can't imagine it being the most baby friendly place as it's pretty small.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:18, Reply)

How is fatherhood?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Don't you know?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Errrrm, I kind of hope you know, you've been a father for quiet a while now.
If you don't can I suggest you stop spending as much time on the internet and actually go home and play with your daughter.

At the very least, do it for Monty.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)

I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHOW AN INTEREST

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I donno who you are.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I ma the baby jesus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Ahh, cool.
I didn't know you were a dad.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)

yeah boi

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)

it being the most baby friendly place a woman ever being anything other than scornful and pitying about my scabrous penis
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Once I had a dream where I didn't have to pay a women to touch me.
It was nice.

I cried when I woke up.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Then cried again when you tried to peel the duvet cover off your groin area.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)

I never lift the duvet until I've crawled into the bath and let it soak for ten minutes.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Pro tip: throw some Vim into to the bath before you get in, helps loosen the bloodstains

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Yup, I phoned them today to make sure. It's £20 minimum delivery though.
I can't really say if its baby-friendly, haven't walked in the door in a few years, I'll let you know if its any good though.

I don't really wanna go there because I can't fucking stand the people who work in the cab office next door.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I'm going to kick a cow right in the fucking udders

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

(◉~◉)
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)

None so far
fancy a pint?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Not with you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)

I am appropriately distraught.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Mebbe, bebbe

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

GREGGS HAT!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

I see Albert's posting tales of daring do again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:33, Reply)

'derring do'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)

whatevs. You knew what I meant.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)

He speaks fluent "runty brain cripple with no concept of birth control"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:36, Reply)

He's a real charmer, isn't he?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)

I bet he's a delight at dinner parties.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)

at least h3e could drive you home afterwards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

only once he's hacked in to my email.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SOUP? - GO!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Stilton & broccoli

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)

I love corn chowder, but I do enjoy a nice broccoli and stilton.
But also French onion. How to choose?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Read the intestines of something freshly killed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Always with the ancient Roman methods of divination, aren't ya?
Get with the programme you square! That's so 2013!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

I feel like this is a joke at my expense

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

My dear Holmes, once again your powers of observation astound me!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)

*smokes pipe*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)

+man-

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

French onion is good, but needs a nice cheesy crouton on top

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)

or some brie just dropped in it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

interesting...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

M&S do an excellent pulled pork & chipotle soup.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

ipotle orizo and nommy bacon
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Oxtail
with a splash of red wine in it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I'm gonna get some oxtail and make it in my slow cooker next week when the mrs is leaving me so I can get some work done in the kitchen.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

There are some excellent Caribbean oxtail recipes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)

That sounds good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Yes
Although most people would consider it a stew rather than a soup
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I had a recipe for a spicy Carribean Oxtail tingy
I use to laugh though as it required the use of a Dutch Oven



(and I am a child)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Dutch pot

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)

innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I am making soup tomorrow
And realise that I need to get yam and cho-cho
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I once put my finger in your mum's cho-cho

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Are you the fat controler?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I love a good Dutch Oven.
Giving obviously.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I dunno, some vegetarian shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I just can't bring myself to care about soup

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Or soap

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:44, Reply)

ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I'm not a fan of slopes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)

The Irish aren't a fan of Stopes

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)

click.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Racist

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)

He hates the Angles

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Robbie Williams B sideZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Broccoli and stilton is rather good
My butternut squash and chilli is rather nice, and I've recently discovered tomato and chilli soup from Heinz, which is the best thing they do.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Oh yeah butternut squash and chilli soup is ace, esp with a swirl of coconut milk in it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Well nom
As is tomato & red pepper.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)

there's no limits?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:57, Reply)

the bird out of 2 Unlimited had corking tits IIRC.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Corkscrewlolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Shame cancer ate them.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

I didn't know that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Vegetable soup.
AKA Battered in the bath.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Vegetable soup is bollocks.
In fact I'd go as far as to say it's the 'waistcoat look' of soups, it's that shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)

it's an excuse to call Battered a vegetable.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Heinz tomarto soup, with a dash of tobasco and two heavily buttered white rolls.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)

soup is for wankers.
New thread.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)

you owe us one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I started one you plum.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)

I'm marinating a steak for this evening
I tried that soy marinade once before but found it left the steak a little saltier than I prefer, so I have diluted it with beef stock. Also I was surprised to discover that steak floats in soy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:07, Reply)