aye up

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:23, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

aye up me duck

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:25, Reply)

I've just spent £35 on a take away for just little old me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies
YOU FAT BASTARD, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies.
What did you get?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:39, Reply)

I even had a spreadsheet out for this one.
- Chicken Katsu Donburi
- 2xPrawn and Avcardo Uramaki
- Cripsy salmon skin uramaki
- Prawn Katsu
- California Tamaki
- Tofu Steak
- 2x Terryaki Sauces
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Despite having met you
I think perhaps you are just a manifestation of internet. You just need a job as a trucker
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:47, Reply)

This is the trouble when you go to what was once your favorite resturant for the first time in a year and a half.
And not having any of the same quizeen for 7 months 'cus your stupid offices moved to one of the worst locations in the whole of london =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Nom nom and Fucking NOM

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:55, Reply)

It's _really_ good, I'm struggling hard to eat it though

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:01, Reply)

fuck it, I'm going down the juicer.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 22:45, Reply)

alright?
I'm listening to David Axelrod, about to cook dinner and going out raving later.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:42, Reply)

Sup Plummy?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Yo!
I have a slow-cooked chilli and a bottle or four of lager for this evening.
I've just listened to the Now Show on R4 and will be catching up on Bleak Expectations later. Yeah, I know - Rock & Roll!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Living the dream CP
Living the dream
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Slow-cooked chilli is the way forward
Made with lumps of dead animal - none of your namby pamby mince - the grottier and (initially) tougher the better. Home-grown 'basket of fire' chillis, herbs tomatoes and a good slug of vinegar. After a few hours it's a meal too good for a king, that's why I'm having it!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Chilli Cheese Fries?
My Fav. comfort food EVAH
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:17, Reply)

How do.
been out with my mummy today. It was lovely.

On the way to meet her (and, I suppose, on the way home) I drove through a place called Bawdrip.

being a completely immature Scot, I found this completely hilarious.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Morning b3thy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Evening.
What have I missed today, then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Al bullying me and my mid-day thread :(
Where were you with the Banhammer?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:20, Reply)

I'm not allowed to touch the banhammer.
I might break something : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Then Rory picked on me
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1865929
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Perhaps if you weren't such a smellypants
you'd be more popular.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:41, Reply)

Now B3thy boo is picking on me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)

GOOD

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Thats totally Harsh
No need for that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)

If Rory was bullying you, you deserved it man.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)

Rory was just being horrible to me to show how much he loves me
A bit like pulling the hair of the cute girl you liked when you was 10
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Is it still an instant Populolling if I say 'Al is a cunt'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Al is a cunt, by the way.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Clicking Like bartleby in a soft play area

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:00, Reply)

YES!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 21:11, Reply)

evening, you filthy whore

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:56, Reply)

I think there is a new person in the flat
They have not emerged yet though so I can't be certain it is not just the cleaner
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Punch em in the tits just to be sure

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:18, Reply)

If they are a new person they probably are a girl too
Are you cleaning my flat?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:23, Reply)

I'M DOING THE CURVES
the flat bits get done on Tuesday
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:24, Reply)

'doing the curves'
an interesting euphemism
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Basically, he's trying to say that he's fucked B3th.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Who wouldn't

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:01, Reply)

A WILD GIRL APPEARED

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:34, Reply)

THE CLEANER?????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:35, Reply)

GET YOUN MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:00, Reply)

alright jizzmunchers?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:04, Reply)

PLUMMYBUBBLE HOW ARE YOU

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:06, Reply)

alright ta

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Do you still WUV me?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:07, Reply)

no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:08, Reply)

YESYOUDOYESYOUDO
You love me and your loving it too, every day you want MOAR
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:09, Reply)

no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Awwwwwwwwwwww
You NOES you do
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Jizz on my tits y'all.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)

if i had the wings of a sparrow and a big black bum of a crow i’d fly to the top of everest and poo on the people below

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 22:36, Reply)

aight T Dizzle
Sela Bar is very very hip. Well steez yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 0:44, Reply)