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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm in the gym,
Although it's not my gym, so I'm having a pint and a bag of crisps at their gym bar.
Getting some dirty looks.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:27, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Yo Windy-boo

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)
yo.
I might join this gym, it has a bar, and so far only one child has looked at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Did you punch the child in the tit's?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:52, Reply)
no, but if it looks at me again I might trip it down the stairs.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Lie next to the grunting weights guys, slowly pushing sausage rolls into your mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Hahahahaha
With each bite shout "Spot me"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I'm sat in the Window by the pool, I've timed my sips of beer to coincide with a fat guy taking a rest at this end, so he's looking right at me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Quick, give him a wink and raise your pint to him

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I am watching NINJA AGAINST SHAOLIN (1983) on youtube
It's going to be really shit but the wifes downstairs on a spring cleaning tip, so I'm staying the fuck out off the way
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:59, Reply)
On the subject of shit ninja films, Rage of a Ninja (1988) has the best line in any movie ever.
"I was so close to becoming the ULTIMATE NINJAAA!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:12, Reply)
White boy Ninja flicks of the 80's were completly SHIT
Nice line though
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)
I just had a sausage sandwich Windy!
What do you think of that, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Alright X2

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Hartely *nods politely*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I has Beer, BEER Twoey

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Holy crap!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Fucking A

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)
I think it's very touching that you'd KILL AND EAT MY BROTHER!
Nah, I'm not really mad, I'm not even really a pig.
imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)
You're a cartoon dog called 'wooflington' in real life

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Woof woof woof

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)
That's ma boy

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)
*humps leg*

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Hahahahhahahaa
LOVE THE NEW MONICA
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Watch out if Jeff's around

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Meh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Sup Jeffers
How's things hanging
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)

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