Oh man, it's Saturday.
Any minute now, gonz's is going to tell us what he's having for tea.

I bet he's not tried THIS
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:32, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YOU STOMPING BASTARD MY THREAD WAS ONLY ON FOR
SEVEN AND A HALF HOURS.

You're just like Al a Cunt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Al is a cunt?
Are you sure?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

That's the popular belief
I quite like him Just don’t let anyone know this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:08, Reply)

That's fucking wasteful that
Throwing away perfectly good ice cubes? Some warm kid in Africa would kill for an ice cube like that.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Agreed I have killed for less

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)

since I was a child I have always wished to own a giant fridge with an ice dispenser
or live in a motel with an ice machine and have wacky adventures with the residents
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)

you should volunteer at an old folks home

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:35, Reply)

haha, he's retarded

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:27, Reply)

and he can't hold his plops in

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:28, Reply)

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:28, Reply)

I got stood up so I'm having an indian, I donno what one yet, I liked some of the one I got last time.
THIS IS ALL VERY EXCITING
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:38, Reply)

you want to try 'chicken curry'
It's well lush. I had it once.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:49, Reply)

Alright monts?
Tell me, what's a good one to go for? I don't want a medium one. I don't want a Korma (or a "Korma with stuff") one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:10, Reply)

Try a phall.
Should be nice & easy on your guts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:14, Reply)

Now I'd just logged on especially to suggest a Dopiaza
But a Phall would be good for his ineffectual intestines.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:17, Reply)

That's the mild one innit?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Try it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:47, Reply)

Now then Mr Battered
Still after a Ducati?

Big sweet 916 here:-

www.eddys-moto.co.uk/current-stock

He's also got a race-mapped 900 in the window.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:55, Reply)

Wow I Like the
Triumph Bonneville SE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:10, Reply)

I'm not a biker (Beadle hand innit)
But I know enough to know that you'd not like that on the first fast corner you come to.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:20, Reply)

My wife won't let me have one
nor a Motor bike either
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:25, Reply)

I donno man, sounds hard to pronounce, don't wanna look like a mong.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:20, Reply)

YEAH BEST NOT THAT HAPPEN
alright Gonz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:22, Reply)

EXACTLY
Alright 2xH, I'm watchin' the end of Game Of Thrones, i thought it would take me about 6 weeks to see the two seasons, to gear me up for #3 next month or soo, but it took me just over a week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)

The new season of "the walking dead" started last night
there seems to be nothing on the Goggle box of late
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:39, Reply)

What's that one about?
I bought a freeview recorder today, first time I've used a scart wire in years (FASSINATING, I'm sure), 'cus I'm sick of not being able to record/pause telly. £150 down to £100, 500gb goodmans.

I would have spent a bit more and gotten a YouView box, but I think Apple are going to do some magic telly stuff in a month or two's time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:43, Reply)

I'm not a big fan of Apple or Blackberry
Any product that has to say sent from my "i-pad" Etc. make you look like a right pretentious wanker.

Sent from my home PC
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Blackberry's new Z10 is the only phone they've ever made that I think is worth someone having for a personal phone.
There is a big thing being released next week called "Umbunto Mobile", it looks seriously amazing, I think it'll do really really well. I might get the dev hardware for it to get ahead of the game, it's only £240 (a Google Nexus 4).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:54, Reply)

My last two Mobiles have been HTC's
The "desire HD" and now the "One X" I'm really trying to justify buying a tablet, my heart says yes but my head says no, if I was into porn my cock would interject and I would probably buy two
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:01, Reply)

I bought a GoTab Lite last week
Android tablet, 9" widescreen, £73 plus delivery on misco.co. uk. "Box open" stock but like new. Seems good so far.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:10, Reply)

Head still says no.
I just can't justify buying one
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:15, Reply)

Biggest problem is the kids fighting over who can watch Netflix on it
or play Angry Birds, Coin Dozer etc
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:19, Reply)

HTC are announcing their 2013 'One' model next week, big event, the camera is supposed to be the big thing on it.
That, a 1080p screen and "Sense 5.0" UI.


( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:15, Reply)

What pisses me off is that contracts last 18-24 months stop bringing out new shit
IT MAKES ME :( THAT I CAN'T HAVE ONE YET
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:17, Reply)

It's so much cheaper to just buy one, especially if you have a near-the-top model from the previous year.
I buy my iphone for like £500, but I sale the previous year's model for £300, meaning I only pay £200 for a yearly upgrade.

On top of that, I pay £25/month for a contract thats got 2gb data, unlimited text, unlimited calls, and £5 off my home broadband.

therefore making it
- £200 (phone)
- £300 (contract)
- - £60 (home broadband
=-=-=-=-
£440 a year
£36.60 / month

AND I have whatever is the latest phone I want whenever I want it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:28, Reply)

I really love my tablet machines, I use my "Nexus 7" for when I don't want to really interact, such as watching a film/book on a train.
And I use my iPad for when I do want to interact, such as social media.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:16, Reply)

The Nexus 7 is the one I would buy if I bought a tablet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:18, Reply)

The only thing I don't like about it is that the Android UI is shit, there's no sleekness to it.
If they do what I reckon they'll do on the iPad Mini 2, then I'll sale my Nexus and put it towards one of them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Whoops almost forgot
The Walking Dead

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walking_Dead_(TV_series)

My wife loves all that horror type stuff*

*Probs. why she married me :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Nah' man, I can google and youtube and all that.
It's ruined questions like "What is thinggy like" or "How do you make" or "How is blah blah done".

Is it horror as in, scary horror, or is it horror as in 'action with monsters/zombies/whatever' ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:04, Reply)

It's not to bad same old same old plot
Bunch of survivors, battle against zombie hoards to stay alive, based on some comic (or graphic novel if you’re Vagabond) I believe. Now they have another living group that has an evil bastard as their leader it's beginning to hot up.
I can only imagine it will drag on for ever and a day before they scrap the series. Just like lost and many others.
The Stand with zombies
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:14, Reply)

Hmmm, doesn't sound my cup of tea, I find it hard to explain, but i'll give it a shot.
I think of a show, or film, is going to be based around a limited cast of members, then the 'bad guys' need to be verried. Zombies are a bit one-dimentional to me, there's no king/pawn, they're all the same.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)

That was my thoughts to the Tee
Now I quite like it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:25, Reply)

What?
"Faall" or "Doe-Piatza".
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:23, Reply)

I went for that Rogan Josh one, I know my x-man comics, easy one that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:36, Reply)

you're retarded
and you can't hold your plops in
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:56, Reply)

I hope this becomes a meme.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:15, Reply)

What the fuck a "Mushroom Bahji" isn't a deep fried mushroom frita but like a mini curry wtf is up with that shit for pete's sake.
The rohgan josh is alright but a bit tasteless, prefered last weeks one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Can more people click like on this please it needs Pop paging
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1866182

FANKS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:35, Reply)

Hmm..an ape irritating a dog.
On what basis do you feel that this ought to be "popular"?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:48, Reply)

I read that like bwaaaaah
ba bwaaaah bababwaaahbwaaah ba derrrrrrrrrrrg
wob wob bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahba wahwah feeeeeeeeeeeel ba bwabwabwa wobooowob
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Cleo Lane and Johnny Dankworths latest "Jazz classic"

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:01, Reply)

I read it to this music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8suquDgg0dw
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:06, Reply)

It’s very hypnotising
The fluidic motions of the ape and it’s Jackie Chan comedy slapstick twirling counter pointed
with the double annoyance when the dog looks around to nurse it’s freshly yanked tail and then gets another hit from the ape,
I think it’s one of the all time greats and should be up there with “Dad’s Army” don’t tell your name Pike or the “two Ronnie’s” Fork handles.

I LIKE IT ALRIGHT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:02, Reply)

It ought to be set to some seminal D'n'B to elevate it to post Derrida status

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:07, Reply)

The theme tune to "Bod"
would be better

EDIT* Wow never realised they they sampled Cab Calloway's "Minnie the moocher" in Bod

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSHXtjfEE4c
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:08, Reply)

I like this.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:32, Reply)

WUV YOU LONG TIME $5

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:34, Reply)

I don't see how wanking into a dandelion & burdock will help?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Sup Loaksey

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)

Sup HH
I is "dahn Lahndan" for the weekend, currently enjoying a curry in Hammersmith. More sightseeing tomorrow. You?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:40, Reply)

No not enjoying a curry at the moment
I find it both cruel and bullying to mention that I have no curry, you heartless bastard

You should totes hook up with Battered and by him a Gin’N’Tonic
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Sorry and all that
The g&t sounds like a perfectly civilised idea though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:46, Reply)

You still around Loaksey?
If so I recommend you visit Camden Market and pop into Cyber Dog also good place for a bite to eat
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Basically, if you didn't enjoy that shit, you're an even bigger cunt than Al.
And probably word than Nakers as well.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 22:44, Reply)

What have I misseD?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Don't think just open it up and click "I LIKE" on the monkey thing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Comes out as a blank page, someone deleted something

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)

OHHHHHHH
*opens up in a new browser*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)

2.0'd by Frank.
My dids are diddumed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:48, Reply)

I'll get Badmons Dukas to have a word

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Who's that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:55, Reply)

THIS IS
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1864000

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1864047
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:04, Reply)

I don't think I get those refferences.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:11, Reply)

NAKED APE is no longer the bent spastic
BADMONS DUKAS is the internet hard man from the cocoon
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Bedtime for TD
So I can wake up for the second half of the cricket tomorrow. And start working again.

Anyone want a TD good music link before I go?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Go on then
Throw me a bone
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Fucking superb - if you don't know Aimee Mann it's time to learn.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uccyVNngYLs
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:12, Reply)