Seems a little convoluted for what is quite a lame pun.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 14:58, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Dude, imagine the amount of fanny I could get in my face if I had a pet seal.
It doesn't matter what I call it, chicks dig seals. You go down to the pub, walk up to the hottest group of chicks in your local pub with a pet seal with a coloar, they'd be all over you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)

In fact, I don't know how anyone manages to pull without one of those things.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Seal the deal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)

You could take it ...


































WAIT FOR IT





CLUBBING!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Fuck you, that's the best post you'll see on here all day!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:10, Reply)

I really hope not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:10, Reply)

*Jazz hands*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Like a kiss from a rose, that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Seals fucking stink, though.
I suppose you could use it to identify which of the ladies had sub-par ladygarden hygine though. "Dillan, stop biting her! It's not actually fish!"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:14, Reply)