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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i saw you flannelling on about thatjust suck his cock ffs.
it worked for your brother.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:45,
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I'm a little disappointed that nobody picked up on the "ex-military man" bit.I was looking forward to telling everybody about my six months inthe Air Cadets when I was 13.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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i have pink maltesers todayi thought everyone should know about this.
the difference is, my story is actually true.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:50,
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I bet they clash with your ginger hair.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:51,
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in much the same way my knee will clash with your balls at the next secret bash(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:52,
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You'll need big knees.Oh, hang on, all of you's enormous anyway, so you won't have a problem.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:53,
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She'll need big knees because your genitalia isn't visible to the naked eyethus forcing a carpet bomb approach to nadding you.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:56,
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Stop white knighting the fat ginger tart.Edit: and my plums are huge. I haven't had sex for 4 days.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:57,
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They're notoriously promiscuous.Especially the Sea Cadets.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:57,
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'Glittering' is right you fucking nonce(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:01,
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He certainly hung round with a few privates, thats for sure(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:03,
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