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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i just had a shiti waited for someone to use the hand dryer to cover the sound of my arse pushing out a mixture of gas, solids and liquid
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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12 years ago)
A did a poo at somebody else's house once.It was huge and long and one solid mass. Unsurprisingly it wouldn't flush. The cistern took ages to refill so I figured I'd sneak back upstairs in a few minutes to give it another flushing and a prod with the bogbrush.
Anyway, I forgot about it being there and suddenly remembered an hour later. I nipped upstairs, but it had mysteriously vanished :O
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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GHOST POO.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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i wish this hadn't made me laughjust as i was drinking diet coke :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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It was about ten years ago.What the hell has he been doing?
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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who is "A"and why are you blaming him for your own rancid bowels?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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i was reading it in a scottish accentaloud, of course
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:49,
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That's just the way I pronounce "I"I'm dead posh, unlike you proles.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:27,
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did you notice anyone walking about with a smug look on their face and a £10 note they didn't have before?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:29,
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