Double use of a single asterisk!
Keyboard mastery at its finest.

I woke up this morning thinking of the things I'm going to miss about meat. Top of the list was a filthy kebab after a piss-up, which, if anything, ratifies my decision.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:36, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

alright Darth
I gave up meat when I was sixteen with no trouble at all. Once you've given it up you probably won't miss it.

When are you stopping, and are you going proper veggie or Swipe 'veggie'?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Hahaha
I'm going pescetarian mate. Have been thoroughly put off meat by the simple act of doing a bit of research on the industry. Also I don't feel like I could kill an animal to eat it cos, well, I like animals. I could, on the other hand, happily catch a fish.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Yeah, you also couldn't make Quorn, so you shouldn't have that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Can you milk a cow?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Blindfolded
/Savile
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)