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Good morningI've woken up to a foot of fresh snow outside. What have you woken up to that surprised you? *
Alt: When did you last find something surprisingly easy? *
* apart from my mother.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 7:40,
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Sorry just so we're clear:You're in Poland in February and you're surprised by snow? That you find this in anyway surprising is surprising as I had no idea you were so dim. Well maybe a little inkling. But more surprising even than that is how easy it is to make spinach and ricotta canelloni. Apparently it's surprisingly easy. That's just what I was told though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 7:58,
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What a suprise!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:02,
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The snow is surprising because:It's surprisingly warm here for the time of year.
Surprisingly, snow was not predicted by the weather forecasters.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:04,
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It's a whole WORLD of snow-based surprise out there.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:32,
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That's why what Monts has done to you in the past cannot be considered rape. Or gay. (, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:43, Reply)
Although the threesome I had with his two mums did surprise me.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:46,
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How only two people could produce *that* much shit in one session was revelatory.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:00,
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Some of which got splashed up on to the UPVC windows.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:03,
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Urgh. Please, I am of a delicate sensibility.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:05,
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Phew! I was beginning to worry .(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:58,
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Using the 'Beadle scale' I put it to youThat there has only been a few centimeters of snow.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 7:59,
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I opened the curtains this morning to find a great big black bird* sat on the window ledge staring at me, Perhaps not a surprise, more of a scared the fuck out me.
Insert Dusty Lee joke here
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:02,
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I bet she's got a smelly garage.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:04,
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No. Dusty.She died a few years back.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:05,
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Jeff is The Oracle.Once he speaks on a subject, his thoughts become facts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:15,
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The difference being Badmons is thick as shit & a bent spastic.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:27,
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I think of him more as the Ceefax.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:28,
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But great if you're looking for a cheap holiday.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:33,
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Shes got real old, some how Dusty seem rightYes I men't Rusty
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:05,
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Zing(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:16,
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Does he still hold the world record for number of points in a career?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:48,
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You know about egg-chasingDid a young lad called Chris Hare ever make the grade?
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Great start to the day for me.Thanks to the the wonderful MONO! of b3ta's /talk I've just got a copy of the super-rare Noggin the Nog board game for my nipper. Assuming I actually ever get to see her whilst she's still a child that wil go down a fucking STORM with the wee bairn. Only cost me a tenner too. That and the 8 hours of sober kip under my belt, coupled with the lovely wintry misty morning out there = a relatively chirpy Monty today SO BE WARNED.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:31,
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Oh shit. Thanks for the warning.The board game is a result; I recall you
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:34,
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Sober kip?Nope, you've lost me there...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:41,
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It's a new one on me as well. I'd read about it but never experienced it first hand.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:44,
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Double use of a single asterisk!Keyboard mastery at its finest.
I woke up this morning thinking of the things I'm going to miss about meat. Top of the list was a filthy kebab after a piss-up, which, if anything, ratifies my decision.
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alright DarthI gave up meat when I was sixteen with no trouble at all. Once you've given it up you probably won't miss it.
When are you stopping, and are you going proper veggie or Swipe 'veggie'?
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HahahaI'm going pescetarian mate. Have been thoroughly put off meat by the simple act of doing a bit of research on the industry. Also I don't feel like I could kill an animal to eat it cos, well, I like animals. I could, on the other hand, happily catch a fish.
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Morning.There are few surprises in my life.
Occasionally I am briefly surprised by my alarm's insistence that it is morning already, but this happens often enough now that it really shouldn't surprise me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:41,
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alright Tangers?Have you heard that new Nick Cave stuff yet? I'm not that keen on his stuff after The Boatman's Call.
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I'm expecting the new album to be delivered today.Did you not like Abattoir Blues/Lyre of Orpheus?
I thought it was great.
I quite like the Grinderman stuff and all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:45,
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YES EVERYONE PLEASE STICK TO THE TOPIC, WHICH IS THE NEVER-TEDIOUS 'WEATHER'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:49,
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No, the topic is being surprised.Now stop boring people about music and PAY ATTENTION.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:56,
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To what?If you stop the conversation, there is nothing to pay attention to.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:00,
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See, despite dozer's hip stance of preferring early stuff, I think he is one of those writers who has improved with age.Plus the new LP has a naked lady on the cover, which in my experience of buying blind on second hand records means there will be a couple of great tunes on it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:49,
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I think his Grinderman stuff is way better than the Bad Seeds normal stuff,and would indeed put him the Beastie Boys' 'actually improved with age' category in which there are virtually no acts other than them. Still, 'meh'. Being better than the Bad Seeds stuff is no great achievement.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:51,
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that's when his heaviest flow of music came out(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:46,
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I never got into it.And I found Grinderman embarrassing. I think the utter shitness of Nocturama knocked me for six; that run of albums up until TBC was quite something.
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He's nowehere near as good as people make out.Plus: Australian.
I am more than happy to assist you in your misguided attempts to evaluate the world of music, for nothing more than the pleasure it gives me to tell you the stuff you like is shit. X
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:46,
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I had a dream about a monkey that looked like a tiny version of Oddbod(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Look out of your window - THE MONKEY IS THERE!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:58,
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Does Frank's room on the secure ward have a window?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:59,
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You can’t be Racist if your postman’s black (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:05,
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Good morning allI awoke to find I had actually had a decent night's sleep. This did surprise me
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Moving house - hahahahahahahahahaha! *weeps*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:14,
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I am trying to turn myself into the cops, as a man faces the music when he goes rogue, but I'm finding it suprisingly difficult.The ticket notification will be going to my old address. I can't update anything quickly enough to stop it. I tried to change the address on my driving licence online on Sunday. Couldn't do that as my licence is due to expire. Couldn't renew that as my passport's too old. Had to request paperwork which will take ten days and may also go to my old address.
So I tried to call Avon and Somerset's finest in order to discover if I actually had been done. Wasn't expecting them to be able to send the notification out to my new address, but confirmation would have been nice. They couldn't tell me, however, as despite it being marked as one of their vans, they have no access to the records. I have to call the central agency, whcih doesn't open until ten.
Somebody at work has the bright idea of getting RM to redirect my mail. I go through the five minute long registration, including being forced to register for Verified by Visa, which I HATE only to have a message flash up at the very end and after they've tried to take my payment saying "sorry, couldn't verify some of your personal info. I'm not goign to tell you what or give you the opportunity to fix, I'm just going to delete your request and registration".
Fuck everything.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:20,
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I'm trying to go straight, sporto, but the fucking po-po won't let me rest.They keep testin' me, man. They keep testin' me.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:22,
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You're as straight as Darth's Diamante thong(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:39,
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Frenchman gets speeding ticket, criesthe end
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:39,
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I thought the point of the story is that he hasn't actually *got* the speeding ticket.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:41,
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I'm TRYING to get the speeding ticket.Life on the run isn't for me.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:43,
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look, you can't expect me to accurately summarise the weeping moanings of a smelly french man(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:43,
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just send some money to your old address and a note explaining. I'm sure that'll work.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:43,
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Morning. I was surprised on Sunday when I reversed my car in to someone else's car. Thanks to old fashioned steel bumpers, my car came away unscathed, but the big old merc I hit looked like it had had its teeth kicked in. Luckily, turned out the other guy had no taz or insurance, so didn't really wanna cause a fuss, so I got off Scot free. Pleasant surprise.
Beautiful misty morning, smells really fresh out, and I have a day of scrubbing a cellar ahead. Fuck.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:42,
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I got hit by a lorry yesterday :o(it's taken all the paint off my nice blue bumper
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:43,
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MY CAR IS BLUE TOO! Well, it's technically smoke grey, but it's blue really.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:44,
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My car's red. I'm pretty sure that's why I was over the limit.Red ones go faster.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:45,
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no one has red cars these days, red is SO mid ninties(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:45,
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how far over the limit were you? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:49,
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It was like that scene in Bullittwith jumps and everything. On the A4 outside Bath.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:51,
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You lost 7 hubcaps from the same Beetle?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:52,
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you might get away with it, Did you slow down instantly? Gotta guess who has the better reactions, you, or the man on the trigger.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:52,
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Yeah, but I dunno.I'll find out once I ring the ticket agency place. I was doing a touch over fifty by the time the car in front passed the van.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:57,
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now we know it's lies on the internetno way would that old shitheap do 50.
or did you mean kmh?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:58,
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in a 40 limit?if so I've got done doing 52mph once
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:59,
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you may be alright then, you never knowI think they read your speed from quite a long way off though, so slowing down isn't always very helpful
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:01,
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It was around a blind bend. But usually by the time you see them, it's too late.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:03,
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once someone has spotted you...it's too late(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:21,
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in order i've had...red beetle, blue fiesta, black lupo, silver SLK, black SLK. sssh. the point is, only 1 silver one.
and a couple of company cars, but they were so covered with advertising for the letting agency that you couldn't really tell.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:54,
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British racing green Clio, Dark blue Polo, light blue mazdait's a pretty rock and roll car history
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:56,
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Mk3 Fiesta Si, Tourmaline GreenMk2 Golf GTi, Tornado Red
Mk6 Celica SS1 import, some sort of ugly silver
Mk1 A3 1.8T, Absolute Red
A pretty shitty collection of vehicles, except the Golf. I shall be correcting that with the next one.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:59,
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NO CAR TALKI've had:
Mazda 323 - Silver
Mazda RX-8 - Dark Grey with viper stripes
BMW 318 - Black
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:00,
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Dark blue Triumph AcclaimWhite Polo
Metallic gray MGF
Burgundy Rover 420
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:03,
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It had imitation walnut trim and faux leather seats!AND a 6-CD changer.
Luxury!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:08,
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The MGF was my brief flirtation with impracticality(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:07,
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somehow I doubt the rover or Triumph were very practical as they sat on the hard shoulder(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:09,
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I ran both of them into the groundThe Triumph was pretty good, the Rover less so but still only proper broke down twice. Of course, one of those was in Bristol.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:13,
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why of course bristol?Cos of the hills?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:13,
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At the bashIn this case, I'm using "of course" to modify the "only" in the previous sentence to indicate that although 2 breakdowns is not bad, one of them was far from home and thus worse than standard.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:22,
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that would explain italso a honda fits with Lighty's old man car collection
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:18,
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The Triumph was an automatic, toowell, a "Triomatic".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:23,
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1974 babyi learned to drive in that car, it was fucking awesome
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:05,
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I always wanted a beetlke when i was littlefortunately when i grew up I realised what utter shit they were
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:06,
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beetles are shit. The engine is shit, the electrics are shit, the brakes are shit, the handling is shit, and most importantly, looks like shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:01,
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Any car that comes with a fucking flower as an option should be blown up(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:02,
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thatbeetle had pulling power like you wouldn't believe.
although i was usually in school uniform, come to think of it. hmmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:07,
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You were in uniform, big tits, short skirt and were probably a bit slutty.It wasn't the car.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:09,
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put your cuisse de grenouille away you dirty boy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:10,
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i didn't have big tits thenthey were an unwelcome surprise later in life
the rest of it may be true
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:11,
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Go on... Nearly there...(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:30,
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*reads book on quantum physics**crosses fingers*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:48,
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Hahahahaha(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:52,
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A hangover that involved being woken gradually by a dog barking relentlessly and a car alarm, and the mass of curly hair next to me in the bed turning around to be a good friend who I had no idea of going out with, saying smilingly "Welcome to Peckham!"Alt: Pivot tables.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:52,
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No.I had to kill and eat the dog.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:42,
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Google - it's a piece of piss - select all of your table, click "insert pivot table"Drag headings onto the columns you want to compare.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:41,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:53,
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Alright Wooflington.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:41,
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It was.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:42,
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a thread about the weather? really?ok. it's sunny here, but i'm stuck behind a thick glass window that doesn't open. unless there's a fire alarm, in which case the top part (way up high where nobody could reach it to jump) cranks open automatically to let out the non-existent smoke. and i am working.
are you happy now? ARE YOU?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:53,
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Hang on, so your building, in the event of a fire, opens the windows to allow more air to rush in and feed the flames?Your architect must have hated you lot.
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no, it's more complex than thatthey only open when the alarm has stopped.
and people have long since exited the building by then. well, except the kitchen staff. we lock them in the basement.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:55,
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But you caqn't get a fire going hot enough to melt steel unless you give it plenty of oxygen and an enclosed space.Let alone destroy the bones of all the lawyers you've locked inside.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:01,
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Whe a body is cremated they don't burn it long enough to turn the bones to ash, that would take days and daysthey burn off all the flesh and then crush the bones
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:03,
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Have you been reading Chompy's diary?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:13,
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would you like a fluffy kittum or a nommy cake with that, sir?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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Alt: Made leftover roast chicken into a curry last nightit was easy but I'm not sure it was that surprising. I have discovered that it's pretty hard to fuck up cooking if you stay in the vague area of the recipe. The real trick is creating new recipes, I reckon.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:55,
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Also I had it with quinoawhich was a bit nutty on its own but surprisingly that disappeared once I'd smothered it in curry.
I like to feel I've done my bit for starving South American subsistence farmers, by starving them some more.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:57,
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Got another one from the weird Tasmanian Bellringerwho I didn't tick, unsurprisingly. 7 women still haven't submitted their results, at this point I'm guessing they didn't like anyone.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:05,
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She could "ring your bell"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:05,
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she's a bell ringerher friends are the local priest, an old pervy choir master and the autistic kid with the really big shoe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:10,
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which one of those do you think lighty is?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:10,
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The third but I aspire to the second(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:11,
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she was there to make friendsher hobby is bellringing, obviously her existing friends are all hunchbacks.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:10,
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Lighty's not really selling speed dating to me, if I'm honest.(
Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:14,
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There were quite a few good looking onesbut in my age range there's the weird too, and they're pretty desperate.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:24,
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Are you within the biological clock time bomb range?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:25,
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Solidly, I reckon.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:28,
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Also not a surprise:www.express.co.uk/news/uk/151405/Maddie-died-in-apartment-court-hears
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:06,
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It was a sidelink on a football story(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:11,
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hmmmmBasically a Portuguese policeman wants to publish a book saying the parents killed maddie. All legal avenues have found this to be untrue.
Profiteering innit.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:13,
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I doubt they do, the whole thing is terribly sad(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:25,
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Of course they doThey left their kid unattended so they could go and eat tapas. End of story, I feel sorry for the kid but its hard to feel sorry for them. Would I leave my kids unattended? No. Would I leave them unattended in a foreign country? No. Did they deserve to lose their kid? No. Are they fucking Idiots? Yes. Should Susanna Reid suck me off? Yes
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:30,
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why are you reading the expressand then posting links to a story from 3 years ago?
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:21,
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They say a criminal often returns to the scene of their crime.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:23,
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I hadn't noticed how old it wasno idea why it was featured on the side of the story I was reading about West Brom.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:25,
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West Brom killed maddie whilst parents ate tapas.Thats a headline that would sell a few papers
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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We should check Peter Odemwingie's whereabouts at the time(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:29,
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I was surprised by how dull that subthread up there about what colour cars people have owned was.No, not surprised, the other thing: bored.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:15,
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Not a ringing endorsement.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:18,
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you preferred the campanology sub thread?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:18,
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Staying well away from CAR CHAT myself(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:17,
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You own a Beetle, a camper van, or an ancient Merc 190 diesel that you torture with vegetable oil AICMFP(
Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:18,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1868139
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:21,
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Can someone start a new threadpreferably about the Dutchess of Cambridge's arse and flaps. Or who is better Susanna Reid or Sian Lloyd. Or cooking or lunch or something.
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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Give overKate could eat her for breakfast.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:33,
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With that gob, probablybut Susannas dirty, she'd go ass to mouth and thank you for it.
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:34,
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