Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
I think I may have discovered my problem...

"You scored 3 out of a possible 10

Oh dear: you're eating a massive cheeseburger with one hand and doing this quiz with the other, aren't you? Perhaps you should skip the chocolate-pudding dessert and go for a walk instead."

pwned by an online quiz.

Alt: considering how they keep banging on about how obese we all are, they should start a Sumo league here in Britain.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:44, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You say that like it won't happen
Celebrity Sumo must have been spawned in some idiotic/genial TV exec's brain. In America.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:45, Reply)

What do you reckon to the fizzy drink advert watershed?
Surely an obese population is a sign that capitalism is roaring on great guns.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)

It's a fairly good indicator that we're not as cash-strapped as everyone keeps moaning we are.
Saying that, if you're the kind of troglodyte that thinks Coke is a good thing for your four year old child to drink, you're not going to care what advertising regulations are in place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:49, Reply)

exactly, why strangle business advertising because people aren't being taught to understand healthy eating and living.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Perhaps in addition to your recently added children's menu you could do the same thing for those on a calorie-controlled diet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:09, Reply)

We do a "healthy burger"
Which just consists of taking the bun off and adding some more lettuce.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I was thinking along the same lines as your solution for the woman with the kid - cut the burger in half = half the calories.
But that works too, especially for the current trend for replacing carbohydrates with meat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)