Pistorius has given his version of events.
Sounds legit.
gu.com/p/3dqby
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:56, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I know things are different in South Africa
but what kind of society is it where "I thought she was a burglar" is an acceptable excuse for inflicting multiple gunshot wounds?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:59, Reply)

The kind where the solution to carjacking is installing flamethrowers under your car.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Seriously?!
When did The A Team start franchising?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I want flamethrowers under my car.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I want one under the front passenger seat.
That should stop my wife trying to contradict the sat nav.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Oh and those spikey things to prevent rape.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:04, Reply)

FANNY CALTROPS

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I'm going to get so bored of this story aren't I?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I hope not
Who else will keep us up to date with fascinating links? WP's done it wrong already. Who links to the Guardian FFS.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:03, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Earlier the BBC reported that he shot her in the bathroom.
Other reports have said that he shot her in the head and leg.

With all of this confusion I think he ought to be released. He won't get a fair trial.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:01, Reply)

This is funny because "bathroom" is Afrikaans for cunt

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:03, Reply)

You fucking bathroom.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I'll bathroom you in the fuck sunshine
Unfortunately "shit in her bathroom" actually works perfectly well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I don't want to come across as all racist and that
but I'm pretty sure that the main criminal demographic in South Africa is not a tall, gorgeous, blonde girl.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)

He'd have been better off claiming he mistook her for a Cylon

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)