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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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So what's all the fuss about this place then?
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:56,
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People come for the food threads - but stay for the bollock chat!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:02,
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So the opposite of /talk then?
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:02,
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PRECISELY
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:04,
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Alright Mono
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:05,
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Mono is my new hero.
You're still the best though TH x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:06,
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Fanx dewd
Mono's a shiny boy, like me.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:07,
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You both have shins?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:08,
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Well I imagine Mono has shins, and I certainly do
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:09,
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I should imagine you have *lovely* shins, the pair of yers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:11,
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Stop touching yourself on the internet Monty.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:12,
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I'm not, I'm touching myself on the micropenis.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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I have a pair of them.
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:12,
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Mine are a bit hairy
Imagine that!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:13,
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Don't tell me you come here too...
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:07,
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Most of the good /talkers have gone
Let's face it
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:08,
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I'm still there :(
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:10,
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I even gazed you and you ignored me :(
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:10,
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I didn't ignore it, I simply didn't reply
I will...in time.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:12,
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I've spent ALL WEEK WAITING for replies from people
I don't like waiting.
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:12,
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That's why I said 'Most', you cleft
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:10,
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it's only me left, it's dull
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:11,
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HEY WHAT ABOUT ALAN. HE'S GOOD!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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I knew someone called Alan once.
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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My wife has an UNCLE Alan
Beat THAT, if you can.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:19,
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No thanks.
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:20,
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Frisbee Alan's one of my Facebook friends
Imagine that!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:18,
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.....
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:19,
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I don't even know how it happened
But boy, am I glad it did!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:20,
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.....
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:22,
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it's all about nuts
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:04,
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Nuts are alright.
Which are your favorite?
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:05,
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This post sums up why this place should be shut down.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1869082I'm so sorry
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:05,
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What are you sorry for?
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:16,
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I'm sorry that despite all our protestations that Off Topic isn't shit and full of cunts, that people like Captain Placid keep turning up to prove us wrong.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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I live to give
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:38,
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people only come here to read my posts
/ac
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:07,
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Who are you?
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:07,
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What if I said you couldn't say Hitler....
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:09,
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I can...
Hitler
Hitler
Hitler
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:09,
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*sigh*
It's Frank, Mono
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:10,
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Who's Frank Mono?
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:10,
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If I had some stairs here
I'd push you down them
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:12,
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I can't fall down stairs.
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:13,
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It's ok, I can teach you
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:14,
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I want to be in this subthread too, hello
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:15,
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You started this subthread.
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:16,
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well yeah, but I lost interest
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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Welcome back!
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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I'd just like to say here that anyone who donates to get search working again is a dick
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:21,
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I just wanted a new icon
I couldn't give two shits whether search works or not
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:21,
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less than a minute to get all defensive, new record there
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:22,
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FUCK RIGHT OFF
Nah, you're alright you are
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:23,
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have you kicked baldmonkey's tits off yet?
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:23,
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What happened to him?
Did I miss something fun?
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:24,
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he became too waki for the internet
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:24,
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No, seriously?
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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he came to the realisation that he was a cunt and fucked off forever
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:28,
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Nah, haven't had the chance
Next week perhaps
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:24,
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you're boring me now
imma go offline
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:30,
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yeah, sod that.
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:21,
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Innit. 'Fix search' my kid's arse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:24,
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pervert.
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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Hello
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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Hello.
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:18,
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hey
nice icon, is that new?
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:24,
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Bitch
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:24,
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look at you two with your Darth Vader and stormtrooper icons like a pair of fucking wankers, isn't that cute?
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:26,
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=^.^=
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:27,
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It's the Emvee fan club
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:27,
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(◉‿◉)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:32,
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I want one like this:
(◉‿◉)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:26,
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(◉‿◉)
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:28,
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Where do I start?
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:15,
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Oh man, I was just getting fired up.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:08,
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For what?
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:09,
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more hairy bollock chat!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:10,
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I was owning that last thread :(
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:10,
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I'm sorry.
I was just wondering what all this fuss was about.
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:11,
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I missed the bollock chat.
Sad times.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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Hello.
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:18,
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Hello.
I hear you did something nice for well-known bender Montague Boyce.
Carry on.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:19,
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How did you hear this?
I thought you all thought I was a cunt.
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:20,
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That doesn't mean you're not a cunt.
Just that we heard you did something nice.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:21,
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LIES
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:22,
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Hitler wouldn't know the half of it
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:19,
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I know about as much as Goebbels.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:19,
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Keep Goering, you'll get it eventually
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:22,
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oh HO!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:22,
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You should get up earlier.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:19,
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I'd get up a lot earlier if there wa more cock on offer.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:20,
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Hey, you want to talk to your husband if you've got a problem with that.
Nothing to do with us, missus.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:23,
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Has anyone here tried this type of chilli?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:24,
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not yet.
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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haha yes because faggots touch each others bottoms
/ac
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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No but I made two burgers last night with a whole scotch bonnet in them
and then this morning couldn't work out why I had a 'dicky tummy'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:27,
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Horse, obv.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:29,
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I like the sweetness of scotch bonnets.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:29,
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Me too. And the anus-withering heat.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:31,
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I've had horrendous vertigo all day
It's all the waqqi fun of being drunk without all the tedious alcohol drinking beforehand.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:31,
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I've had three cans of pop, a chunky kitkat and a bunch of tic tacs today
I'm buzzing my TITS off.
MDs, baby.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:27,
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cool.
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:27,
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San Pellegrino Aranciata Rossa, man.
I ain't no drug pikey. Only the finest for me!
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:30,
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MDs and type two diabetes if you carry on like that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:29,
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My leg hurts, I reckon it's gout.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:31,
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I reckon it's probably AIDS.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:31,
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more likely his nuts
thwacking the side of his leg repeatedly
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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That was soooo last thread.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:40,
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nice 1 m8!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:29,
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I'm totally larging it!
I think that's what you say.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:35,
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'am I doing it right?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:35,
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I'm going through tunnels, man. With colours swirling all around me.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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WOWSERS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:41,
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Shut up
home time now
bye
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MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:29,
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Please pay for your purchases and get out
and come again soon!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:34,
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Hey b3th, what did Mono do that was nice for Monty?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:38,
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I made delicious soup
then burnt my tongue on it.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:06,
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