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	Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW?  Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
	
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 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
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	So what's all the fuss about this place then?
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:56,
	
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latest was 13 years ago)
 
	
	People come for the food threads - but stay for the bollock chat!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:02,
	
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	So the opposite of /talk then?
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:02,
	
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	PRECISELY
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:04,
	
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	Alright Mono
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:05,
	
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	Mono is my new hero.
 	You're still the best though TH x
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:06,
	
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	Fanx dewd
 	Mono's a shiny boy, like me.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:07,
	
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	You both have shins?
 	
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:08,
	
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	Well I imagine Mono has shins, and I certainly do
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:09,
	
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	I should imagine you have *lovely* shins, the pair of yers.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:11,
	
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	Stop touching yourself on the internet Monty.
 	
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:12,
	
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	I'm not, I'm touching myself on the micropenis.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:17,
	
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	I have a pair of them.
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:12,
	
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	Mine are a bit hairy
 	Imagine that!
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:13,
	
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	Don't tell me you come here too...
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:07,
	
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	Most of the good /talkers have gone
 	Let's face it
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:08,
	
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	I'm still there :(
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:10,
	
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	I even gazed you and you ignored me :(
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:10,
	
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	I didn't ignore it, I simply didn't reply
 	I will...in time.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:12,
	
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	I've spent ALL WEEK WAITING for replies from people
 	I don't like waiting.
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:12,
	
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	That's why I said 'Most', you cleft
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:10,
	
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	it's only me left, it's dull 
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:11,
	
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	HEY WHAT ABOUT ALAN. HE'S GOOD!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:17,
	
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	I knew someone called Alan once.
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:17,
	
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	My wife has an UNCLE Alan
 	Beat THAT, if you can.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:19,
	
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	No thanks.
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:20,
	
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	Frisbee Alan's one of my Facebook friends
 	Imagine that!
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:18,
	
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	.....
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:19,
	
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	I don't even know how it happened
 	But boy, am I glad it did!
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:20,
	
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	.....
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:22,
	
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	it's all about nuts
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:04,
	
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	Nuts are alright.
 	Which are your favorite?
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:05,
	
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	This post sums up why this place should be shut down.
 	www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1869082I'm so sorry
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:05,
	
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	What are you sorry for?
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:16,
	
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	I'm sorry that despite all our protestations that Off Topic isn't shit and full of cunts, that people like Captain Placid keep turning up to prove us wrong.
 	
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:37,
	
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	I live to give
 	
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:38,
	
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	people only come here to read my posts
 	/ac
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:07,
	
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	Who are you?
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:07,
	
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	What if I said you couldn't say Hitler....
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:09,
	
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	I can...
 	Hitler
Hitler
Hitler
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:09,
	
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	*sigh*
 	It's Frank, Mono
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:10,
	
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	Who's Frank Mono?
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:10,
	
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	If I had some stairs here
 	I'd push you down them
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:12,
	
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	I can't fall down stairs.
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:13,
	
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	It's ok, I can teach you
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:14,
	
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	I want to be in this subthread too, hello
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:15,
	
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	You started this subthread.
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:16,
	
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	well yeah, but I lost interest
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:17,
	
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	Welcome back!
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:17,
	
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	I'd just like to say here that anyone who donates to get search working again is a dick
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:21,
	
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	I just wanted a new icon
 	 I couldn't give two shits whether search works or not
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:21,
	
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	less than a minute to get all defensive, new record there
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:22,
	
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	FUCK RIGHT OFF
 	Nah, you're alright you are
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:23,
	
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	have you kicked baldmonkey's tits off yet?
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:23,
	
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	What happened to him?
 	Did I miss something fun?
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:24,
	
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	he became too waki for the internet
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:24,
	
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	No, seriously?
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:25,
	
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	he came to the realisation that he was a cunt and fucked off forever
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:28,
	
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	Nah, haven't had the chance
 	Next week perhaps
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:24,
	
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	you're boring me now
 	imma go offline
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:30,
	
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	yeah, sod that.
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:21,
	
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	Innit. 'Fix search' my kid's arse.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:24,
	
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	pervert.
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:25,
	
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	Hello 
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:17,
	
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	Hello.
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:18,
	
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	hey
 	nice icon, is that new?
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:24,
	
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	Bitch
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:24,
	
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	look at you two with your Darth Vader and stormtrooper icons like a pair of fucking wankers, isn't that cute?
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:26,
	
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	=^.^=
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:27,
	
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	It's the Emvee fan club
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:27,
	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:32,
	
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	I want one like this:
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:26,
	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:28,
	
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	Where do I start?
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:15,
	
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	Oh man, I was just getting fired up.
 	
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 Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:08,
	
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	For what?
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:09,
	
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	more hairy bollock chat!
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:10,
	
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	I was owning that last thread :(
 	
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 Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:10,
	
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	I'm sorry.
 	I was just wondering what all this fuss was about.
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:11,
	
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	I missed the bollock chat.
 	Sad times.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:17,
	
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	Hello.   
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:18,
	
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	Hello.
 	I hear you did something nice for well-known bender Montague Boyce.
Carry on.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:19,
	
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	How did you hear this?
 	I thought you all thought I was a cunt.
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:20,
	
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	That doesn't mean you're not a cunt.
 	Just that we heard you did something nice.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:21,
	
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	LIES
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:22,
	
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	Hitler wouldn't know the half of it
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:19,
	
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	I know about as much as Goebbels.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:19,
	
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	Keep Goering, you'll get it eventually
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:22,
	
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	oh HO!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:22,
	
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	You should get up earlier.
 	
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 Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:19,
	
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	I'd get up a lot earlier if there wa more cock on offer.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:20,
	
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	Hey, you want to talk to your husband if you've got a problem with that.
 	Nothing to do with us, missus.
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 Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:23,
	
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	Has anyone here tried this type of chilli?
 	en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:24,
	
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	not yet.
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:25,
	
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	haha yes because faggots touch each others bottoms
 	/ac
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:25,
	
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	No but I made two burgers last night with a whole scotch bonnet in them
 	and then this morning couldn't work out why I had a 'dicky tummy'
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:27,
	
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	Horse, obv. 
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:29,
	
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	I like the sweetness of scotch bonnets.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:29,
	
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	Me too. And the anus-withering heat.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:31,
	
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	I've had horrendous vertigo all day
 	It's all the waqqi fun of being drunk without all the tedious alcohol drinking beforehand.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:31,
	
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	I've had three cans of pop, a chunky kitkat and a bunch of tic tacs today
 	I'm buzzing my TITS off. 
MDs, baby.
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 Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:27,
	
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	cool.
 	
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:27,
	
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	San Pellegrino Aranciata Rossa, man.
 	I ain't no drug pikey. Only the finest for me!
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 Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:30,
	
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	MDs and type two diabetes if you carry on like that.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:29,
	
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	My leg hurts, I reckon it's gout.
 	
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 Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:31,
	
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	I reckon it's probably AIDS.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:31,
	
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	more likely his nuts 
 	thwacking the side of his leg repeatedly
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:37,
	
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	That was soooo last thread.
 	
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 Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:40,
	
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	nice 1 m8!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:29,
	
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	I'm totally larging it!
 	I think that's what you say.
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 Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:35,
	
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	'am I doing it right?'
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:35,
	
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	I'm going through tunnels, man. With colours swirling all around me.
 	
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 Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:37,
	
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	WOWSERS
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:41,
	
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	Shut up
 	home time now
bye
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 MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:29,
	
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	Please pay for your purchases and get out
 	and come again soon!
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:34,
	
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	Hey b3th, what did Mono do that was nice for Monty?
 	
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:38,
	
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	I made delicious soup
 	then burnt my tongue on it.
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:06,
	
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