I was in a shop once and said that I didn't know what 'Kayne West' was
And the child behind the counter laughed at me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I LAUGH AT YOU TOO
OLD WHITE MAN
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)

It was humiliating
I was trying to buy some of those slatted glasses. The kid said "Like Kanye West?" and I replied "Ok, I don't know what that is"
I left with my head hung low :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I called a shop girl "Dear" the other day.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Blimey
I tend to go for 'sweetheart'. God, I'm approaching middle age.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Haha.
I use "Miss" but I am getting to that age where it sounds pervy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Pretty much everything you say sounds pervy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Say it in a John Cleese voice
It's impossible to sound sleazy when you're Cleesey.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)

To which she no doubt said 'no, I'm quite reasonable actually'.
Try the veal.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:44, Reply)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)

you should have replied 'West Kanye, you mean DR CONGO?'
and then he would have thought you were a racist
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:11, Reply)