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Which member of So Solid Crew would you try to scam into thinking you want to have sex with?
Alt: I will get internet at the flat for the first time in three weeks on saturday. What's new on the internet?
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When you get dressed do you sing 'the times they are a changing'?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:07,
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Great. Where are we going then?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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Wow, that was actually the real post number...I feel like we have turned a corner in our relationship
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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didn't some of so solid crew go to jail?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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A Stop pistol?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:07,
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Lisa Maffia Obvs.Alt:I hear you can do something called high end gaming
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:06,
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Also(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:09,
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No she didn't make any noise that I can rememberWe never had sex and I certainly never bought her to climax
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Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:14,
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Don't worry. She's making up for lost time now.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:15,
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Consulting the official listprofanityswan.com/2012/01/05/wikipedias-so-solid-crew-list/
I'll go for Donna Kebab.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:11,
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Lighty loves Swipey**Ma'am
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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We all doShe's lovely, for a ginger.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:22,
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AnyMOAR ticks yet???????(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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every time someone writes this, I imagine Lighty is covered in blood sucking parasites(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:25,
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Double lolBecause swipey is also a lawyer
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:26,
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Might have got a tick from someone I tickedHave to wait until I get home and check my notes as there's no picture on the site and I can't remember who she is from just the name. I'm thinking it might be the curvy Italian.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:52,
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Get in there son(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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She seemed a tad waqqi I do have a slight worry that she might have been concealing that she's a full-on mental, but on the other hand I'm moving soon so now might be a good time to ride the crazy train.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:58,
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Italians get fat when they marry, if she's chunky already then you have a lard volcano on your hands(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:05,
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I'll probably get home and discover I'm thinking of the wrong one anywayI was on my 4th or 5th Staropramen by then.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:10,
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Hey internetwhat do you think is more tragic, that Battered is repeatedly claiming to have had sex, or that he is repeatedly claiming to have had sex with PJ's wife?
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it was spent in while my mom had surgeryThe couches in here are a bit awful
on the plus side I bought myself new shoes, they're just nikes but I felt like cinderella when I put them on
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:30,
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the word you are looking for is "sofas" hth xx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:31,
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couch is a genericised tradenameafter the Pettigrew T. Bayswater-Couch brand fainting couch
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:59,
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Cool. I liked the pictures of me out drinking with you and your friends.Glad your mom is okay.
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it was a good timeTa Al, how are you?
i cant stalk now that I've gone off fb
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:38,
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I'm alright thanks.I can't believe you've unfriended me on facebook! I'm very sad.
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i unfriended everyone alIts been a rough year and not getting easier so I.dont want to be all bent spastic on the internets
people can get in touch with me if they want to
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:45,
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I'm sensing a trend here. Can't think why.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:45,
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I hope you're not trying to get onto the populol page by suggesting that Al is a cunt.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:50,
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I'd be in the minority if I didn't, because after all, Al is a cunt.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:51,
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I think it's more tragic that poor George Osbourns calculations on government borrowingare going to be out by over a billion because the 4G auctions didn't go as well as he hoped.
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Yeah, but if you were in charge of a multi billion pound budget and were really relying on a large cash windfalland someone told you that windfall might be between 1 and 3 billion pounds, would you base all your sums on getting 3 billion, or would you err on the side of caution and assume you would get at least 1 and anything else was a bonus?
What am I saying, you're a witless spastic, you would of course follow gideon and assume you'll get 3.
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I would give a range of possibilties based on best case, worst case and most likely scenariosHowever i doubt the chancellor would be allowed to do this for the budget, but yeah he should've have taken a middling value
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:30,
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i expected a fat white bald bloke in his 40s, she could do far worse to be fair(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:20,
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Al may be a cunt on here, but i don't think he trolls celebrities(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:21,
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We'll meet for that drink and hug it out(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:26,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1869769
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:29,
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+ and completely re-record their entire back catalogue(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:34,
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Now now, just cos you don't like brown people music(
Theoban What of it, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:35,
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I'll have you know I'm quite keen on The Commodores(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:37,
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I was in a shop once and said that I didn't know what 'Kayne West' wasAnd the child behind the counter laughed at me.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:39,
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It was humiliatingI was trying to buy some of those slatted glasses. The kid said "Like Kanye West?" and I replied "Ok, I don't know what that is"
I left with my head hung low :(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:41,
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BlimeyI tend to go for 'sweetheart'. God, I'm approaching middle age.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:44,
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Haha. I use "Miss" but I am getting to that age where it sounds pervy.
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Pretty much everything you say sounds pervy.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:50,
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Say it in a John Cleese voiceIt's impossible to sound sleazy when you're Cleesey.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:50,
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To which she no doubt said 'no, I'm quite reasonable actually'.Try the veal.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:44,
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you should have replied 'West Kanye, you mean DR CONGO?'and then he would have thought you were a racist
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:11,
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I had a C64but the only reason I didn't have a Vic 20 is because I already had a Sinclair Spectrum.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:43,
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I had the Dragon 32then I got a BBC Micro and then an Amiga. The BBC and the Amiga were awesome. I have RSI from playing Speedball 2.
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CrikeyI had a friend that had an Acorn Electron. He swore by that thing.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:49,
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I had an Aquarius:oldcomputers.net/aquarius.html
Still got it somewhere
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:52,
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BBC Micrololz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:54,
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I was about 8 when I got it and learned some BASIC.The bit of which I can still remember is:
10 PRINT Al is a cunt
20 GOTO 10
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:57,
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He he (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:58,
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My brother had one of themthe cartrdge game where you built cities and sent ships to attack other cities was quite good I seem to recall.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:56,
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There's one for sale on ebay for £400.www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-VINTAGE-1982-MATTEL-AQUARIUS-COMPUTER-SYSTEM-EXPANSION-NEAR-MINT-BOXED-/130852489791?pt=UK_VintageComputing_RL&hash=item1e776a8a3f&_uhb=1
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:01,
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Yeah, it was a good game for the time but I don't think I liked it that much(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:12,
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I think I only had one game; preferred learning BASIC.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:13,
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The BBC and the Acorn were very similar I seem to recall. The games were much better than the early console platform games etc. The Amiga would knock the Nintendo and SNES into a cocked hat for type and number of games. I had over 400 games at one point.
I had to sell it when I started work as I was sitting up until 4 in the morning playing Railroad Tycoon or some other shit.
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The Electron was a cut-price BBCwith some of the expensive graphics chips removed. We had one, and an Atari STe, the Atari was way better for games though.
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Elite on the BBC microGets lost in nostalgia
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:52,
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They re-released itI couldn't bring myself to find it in case I had another Blakes7 moment.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:01,
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I still have a working N64 that comes out at Christmas4 joypads, games like Mario Kart64, Golden eye, Perfect dark & Conkers bad fur day are still suprisingly good to play.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:04,
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Dragon 32 FTWhaving to end every program with THERES LOVELY was annoying.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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PUNCH EM IN THE TETRIS(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:01,
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Lighty, before the Dragon I had a console thingcalled "Rowtron". Made on an industrial estate up north somewhere.
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+in real life(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:04,
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Last time Badmons Dukas wanted to play "Call of Duty"He went to Afghanistan for two weeks
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:09,
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Which would explain why he's a spastic; PTSD.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:13,
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check this bad boy outwww.google.com/search?q=rowtron+television+computer+system&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=3b4kUdDfIYn20gGyx4HoBg&ved=0CEMQsAQ&biw=1016&bih=577
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Excellent.We had something similar to this for playing Pong:
www.gamasutra.com/db_area/images/feature/3900/0406.jpg
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:21,
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\o/I loved my old Atari
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:22,
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is that why he bought that realy long cable?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:12,
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The jokes on Battered, my wife would never fuck someone shorter than herShe's 3'2"
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Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:10,
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If she wasI doubt I would be going to marriage counselling tonight
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Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:24,
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My sister and her finace are having to go to a pre-marriage counselling weekend, with the vicarthey are dreading it...and only yesterday they found out that it isn't even compulsory! LOL
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:28,
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do they have to sign some kind of disclaimer in case they break it?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:14,
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Normally I would think this is a subtle way of mocking me for my sorrowsBut I believe you and thank you.
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Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:33,
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I wasn't mocking and where's my thanks?Worse than battered you are
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:34,
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Who the fuck is Steve French???And why has the cunt got me on 2.0??????
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:24,
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Ohhhh that cunt(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:26,
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King Zogs post has two replysI could only see one so I logged out innit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:25,
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Herewww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1869454
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:27,
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what?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:29,
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How did you annoy bobby enough to 2.0 you?You kept banging on about how fat he is didn't you, and how his neck beard is all straggly and how his life wil never amount to anything
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:26,
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Fuck knowsThe oversensitive neckbearded cunt
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:28,
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I've been rude to him all along, I'm not being ignored(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:30,
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I don't think it was him I was rude too Probs. one of his socks
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:32,
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