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(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm eatinga dairy milk, it has a new shape, I'm not sure how i feel about this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:16, Reply)

How can dairy milk have a new shape?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)

each segment is now sort of rounded instead of rectangular

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:21, Reply)

That sounds crazy

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

It is
the wife has been complaining that the segments are too big now, can't break it into smaller ones, or something. Maybe it's a deliberate ploy to get you to eat more?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Sounds like a smart way of reducing the amount of fucking chocolate.
All of those rounded corners can mount up over the course of an afternoon to an internet shut-in.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Spare me your life story.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I've worked my fingers to the bone.

( MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)