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I'm not an eye spaz thanguverymush

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Yeah, but you do have previous when it comes to 'how far is that?'

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I could take this lot, b3th. One punch.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)
and then stop for snozzleberries?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Is it snozzcumbers?
I forget. It's years since I read the BFG.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
No, that's a line from the Chocolate Factory
As is "Hello sailor", before anyone else says it
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)
deffo BFG

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Willy Wonka.
Straberries taste like strawberries. Snozzberries taste etc.

Also used in his book Uncle (something or other) for the word penis.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I WAS TRYING TO IMPLY YOU'RE THE BFG, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!


Goddddddd!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Alright, love. Get back in your box.
Or I'll give you a dry slap.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Slap her anyway. She's got the face for it.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)
How would you know?
You can't see past my tits.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)
He'd be trying to hit your face, not your knees.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I have EPIC TITS, thank you very much.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I like this!

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)
SHE WROTE SNOZZCUMBERS THOUGH

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)
i'd blow sugar into your face

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
But my face is ROCK so you would barely erode it!

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)
i was aiming to trigger a diabetic fit, where I could then repeatedly punch you in the ear while you were incapacitated

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)
But I have ninja diabetes.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Best type of all!

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)

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