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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I won't cum in your mouth.
Alt: Anything I wear.
Alt alt: I am gorgeous and intelligent. This question is for other people.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:06,
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latest was 12 years ago)
do you have to shop at a special shop for big people?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:07,
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Yes he does. It's called Deacons.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:09,
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like rory he's not fat
just super rank
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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So the worst excuse *you've* ever heard is "I won't cum in your mouth?"
The implication is that they then did cum in your mouth.
Haha, Stunned gives suck jobs to sailors.
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Kroney, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:12,
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POTD
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:13,
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i didn't know that's what marine insurance meant
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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in case of loss or accident I, the underwriter (stunned poster) will suck off the entire crew as compensation
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:20,
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I imagine he didn't explain it very well
through all the sailor-cock he was gobbling.
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Kroney, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:24,
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