Gosh yes Wembley is a a LOVELY place, I am so jealous.
Oh no sorry. The other one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm not moving there.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:34, Reply)

If you did at least Ikea would be on yr doorstep
So why are you going to wembley stadium?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:36, Reply)

To hang around with a bunch of bellowing, cretinous proles.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:37, Reply)

I've got B3ta for that.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:38, Reply)

I live as close as I care to to an IKEA as it is. I am yet to see any evidence that the 10 mile radius around any IKEA is anything but the land of cunts.
Johntsons Paint Trophy Final, innit.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:37, Reply)

What's that then? Is it like the chmpions leAgue final?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Similar, only the bellowing, cretinous proles have paid slightly less for their vulgar nylon replica shirts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:40, Reply)

you think?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I'm gonna level with you - it was a guess.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:43, Reply)

You do shock me.
I had you down as B3ta's #1 football expert.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Ahh, the lower league cup final.
When Bristol City get relegated this season we'll be back in the mix for it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:41, Reply)

That must make it all worthwhile...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:46, Reply)

There's an Ikea within 10 miles of Bletchley Park.
Are you suggesting WORLD WAR TWO HEROS AND "HISTORICAL GAYS" ARE CUNTS?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Can you believe this guy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Those historical gays, eh?
always bumming in the past.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:58, Reply)

He wouldn't be gay now, because nerds can get pussy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:59, Reply)

because that absolutely is how homosexuality works, chompy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Well it was a crass generalisation based on that one in Croydon, to be fair.
But yeah, sure, why not. I know my Granddad was anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:59, Reply)

You could narrow the generalisation by simply accurately pointing out that Croydon is a cunt?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I got headbutted by a boy racer in Croydon.
It was my fault, I had the cheek to point out to him that he nearly run me over jumping a red light.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I should probably reconstruct that sentence to make it clear that it wasn't me trying to jump the red light.
I can jump a post box*, but a red light would be a step too far.

*Based on a survey of one 18 year old me. I assume it's still the case though, what could possibly have changed in the last twenty years?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Postboxes are a lot higher. It's a trap.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

unsurprising.
I bet your mangled body dented his pristine 1992 Nova as well.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Given that includes all of Edinburgh...
... oh yeah. As you were.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:57, Reply)