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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I saw A Good Day To Die Hard last nightIt was fucking gash. It should have been called A Good Day To Stay The Fuck Home And Watch The Original Die Hard With A Cold Beer And Reminisce About The Days When Films Had Good Swearing
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You deserve it, for turning meatgay.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:07,
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If I'd known the penance was broken dreams I'd have butchered a cow before going(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Marginally worseby dint of a piss-poor supporting cast and no helicopters getting killed by flying cars.
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No.Bunch of cliched stereotypical Russians. The writer's research on the subject matter clearly came from The Big Book Of Hackneyed American Xenophobia
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The one that dictates we're a bunch of poshos and Sid Vicious wannabesas per Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Billy Idol, surely?Also, Spike looks seriously fucking old now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:36,
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I'd rather see that than the last 5 minutes of Louis I just watched.Ricky Gervais can ruin anything, it seems.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:15,
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It's quite painfully shit, even by Die Hard standards.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:18,
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Hang aboutAre you suggesting that the original Die Hard is shit? Because I think the penalty for that is handing your penis back.
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No, I mean by Die Hard 2 standards.I really cannot stand that film, I even preferred 4.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:36,
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Fair enough, I didn'tI think it was the lack of an English actor doing a terrible German accent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:41,
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thing isyou knew it was going to be shit before you bought the ticket and the film makers knew it was going to be shit before they even made it
and yet, people still go and see a film that they know is going to be shit and so the film makers get more money to keep making films that they know are going to be shit
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If King Zog's got hair like Mark Kermode I'll bugger him into a coma(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)
No, it was more that he says exactly what you said. Otherwise I may as well have called you Alex Zane.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:28,
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dunno, I've never listened to or read his reviewsmaybe we both independently came to the same conclusion, imagine that
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except that pirates of the caribbean one, that properly made me rofl(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)
OoooooooooohCould have been worse actually, at least you didn't invoke The Ross.
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no, because you both have surnames which sound like hospital poo-bowls(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:32,
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What happened to him after Malcolm In The Middle finished.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:35,
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he turned to god. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:42,
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Pushing for a 12a was their second mistake (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:34,
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