Company thing tonight, so the suit's on again.
The "are you due in court?" jokes have already started. Why are people so shit and unfunny?

Somebody pointed out that I could have given my tramp beard a trim. WHY MUST PEOPLE ALWAYS JUDGE? I like my tramp beard :(
( Kroney, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:22, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

keyword: SHIT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)

SHIT

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)

tramp beard sounds like you are talking about your arse
i don't like it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)

haha, like people who aren't tramps sometimes have beards

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:28, Reply)

(◉‿◉)
( Kroney, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)

why do you have a beard? is it a nice beard? can I touch your beard?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:37, Reply)

+ anal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I do love a bit of bum.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Well are you due in court?
Was it for the international cheese smuggling ring I hear so much about
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:43, Reply)