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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 7:39,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 7:45,
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Never mind that shit!Where are my fucking icons! B3ta lied to me!
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Peej, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:15,
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I heard PJ loves a good session with a guide(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:21,
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I heard you're a weapons grade cretin.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:21,
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I heard Apey keeps a brownie in his pants. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:34,
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Different to what I expectedbut it looks positive. we're going back so it must have helped.
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Peej, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:55,
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I'm already exhausted.There's no way I can stay up til Christmas.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:26,
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I fucking love a bit of Christmas. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:28,
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Yeah me too, especially now that baby Badmons is old enough to enjoy it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:31,
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I find it depressing.But then I'm fucking depressed, ABLOOBLOOBLOOBLOO
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:31,
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That is something to look forward to.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:38,
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I shall dress accordingly.DOG JUMPERS AHOY
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:44,
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I've got a jumper with a leather patch on one shoulder, and a patch on the opposite elbow. I don't wear it out of embarrassment.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:50,
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you wear it out of love?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:02,
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And quit with the Black Lace lyrics as well.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:36,
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are you going to start posting stuff like "telling someone to cheer up is like telling an aids patient to reject the illness from their system" Or "depression is a disease, but is not contagious, sometimes we just need hugs"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:46,
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Yes.And pictures of crying ponies.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:53,
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I'm happy to accept depression is a thing, But I'm not convinced one of the symptoms is "being a whinge attention seeking Fuck on facebook"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:58,
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^this, harder than a diamond-tipped erection^(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:59,
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I got sectioned twice with it and never once felt the need to be miserable on the internet(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:00, Reply)
are you sure you aren't baldmonkey?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:01,
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Having met him on several occasionsI can pretty much suggest this isn't the case. But I'm not a psychologist so, meh.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:05,
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I think I speak for everyone here when I say cheer the fuck up you moody streak of misery(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:55, Reply)
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME OR MY MUSIC!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:57,
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Hey monty, you love record stores right.So you must agree with this guy. www.theregister.co.uk/2013/02/21/jack_white_digital_world/
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I like records.But I can't stand ‘drinking coffee and exchanging ideas’ or ‘arthouse films’. I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT TO THINK!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:01,
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I'M A 'CYBERGOTH' OK?????WE DON'T *DO* TIDIYING OUR ROOMS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:58,
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alright WP, I love a bit of christmasbut I'll tell you who doesn't love a bit of christmas, jews and towelheads, that's who
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well the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum, What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:09,
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Morning all.Are you all going to Wembley on your birthdays? Well, are you? No? Well fuck off with your shitty not as good as mine lives then.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:31,
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Gosh yes Wembley is a a LOVELY place, I am so jealous.Oh no sorry. The other one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:33,
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If you did at least Ikea would be on yr doorstepSo why are you going to wembley stadium?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:36,
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To hang around with a bunch of bellowing, cretinous proles.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:37,
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I live as close as I care to to an IKEA as it is. I am yet to see any evidence that the 10 mile radius around any IKEA is anything but the land of cunts.Johntsons Paint Trophy Final, innit.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:37,
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What's that then? Is it like the chmpions leAgue final?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:39,
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Similar, only the bellowing, cretinous proles have paid slightly less for their vulgar nylon replica shirts.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:40,
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I'm gonna level with you - it was a guess.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:43,
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You do shock me.I had you down as B3ta's #1 football expert.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:45,
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Ahh, the lower league cup final.When Bristol City get relegated this season we'll be back in the mix for it!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:41,
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There's an Ikea within 10 miles of Bletchley Park.Are you suggesting WORLD WAR TWO HEROS AND "HISTORICAL GAYS" ARE CUNTS?
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Those historical gays, eh? always bumming in the past.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:58,
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because that absolutely is how homosexuality works, chompy.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:01,
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Well it was a crass generalisation based on that one in Croydon, to be fair.But yeah, sure, why not. I know my Granddad was anyway.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:59,
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You could narrow the generalisation by simply accurately pointing out that Croydon is a cunt?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:00,
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I got headbutted by a boy racer in Croydon.It was my fault, I had the cheek to point out to him that he nearly run me over jumping a red light.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:03,
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I should probably reconstruct that sentence to make it clear that it wasn't me trying to jump the red light.I can jump a post box*, but a red light would be a step too far.
*Based on a survey of one 18 year old me. I assume it's still the case though, what could possibly have changed in the last twenty years?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:06,
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Postboxes are a lot higher. It's a trap.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:06,
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unsurprising.I bet your mangled body dented his pristine 1992 Nova as well.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:06,
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Given that includes all of Edinburgh...... oh yeah. As you were.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:57,
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It's Ok call off the search party I'm back(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:00,
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I saw A Good Day To Die Hard last nightIt was fucking gash. It should have been called A Good Day To Stay The Fuck Home And Watch The Original Die Hard With A Cold Beer And Reminisce About The Days When Films Had Good Swearing
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You deserve it, for turning meatgay.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:07,
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If I'd known the penance was broken dreams I'd have butchered a cow before going(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Marginally worseby dint of a piss-poor supporting cast and no helicopters getting killed by flying cars.
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No.Bunch of cliched stereotypical Russians. The writer's research on the subject matter clearly came from The Big Book Of Hackneyed American Xenophobia
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The one that dictates we're a bunch of poshos and Sid Vicious wannabesas per Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Billy Idol, surely?Also, Spike looks seriously fucking old now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:36,
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I'd rather see that than the last 5 minutes of Louis I just watched.Ricky Gervais can ruin anything, it seems.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:15,
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It's quite painfully shit, even by Die Hard standards.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:18,
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Hang aboutAre you suggesting that the original Die Hard is shit? Because I think the penalty for that is handing your penis back.
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No, I mean by Die Hard 2 standards.I really cannot stand that film, I even preferred 4.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:36,
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Fair enough, I didn'tI think it was the lack of an English actor doing a terrible German accent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:41,
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thing isyou knew it was going to be shit before you bought the ticket and the film makers knew it was going to be shit before they even made it
and yet, people still go and see a film that they know is going to be shit and so the film makers get more money to keep making films that they know are going to be shit
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If King Zog's got hair like Mark Kermode I'll bugger him into a coma(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)
No, it was more that he says exactly what you said. Otherwise I may as well have called you Alex Zane.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:28,
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dunno, I've never listened to or read his reviewsmaybe we both independently came to the same conclusion, imagine that
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except that pirates of the caribbean one, that properly made me rofl(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)
OoooooooooohCould have been worse actually, at least you didn't invoke The Ross.
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no, because you both have surnames which sound like hospital poo-bowls(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:32,
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What happened to him after Malcolm In The Middle finished.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:35,
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he turned to god. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:42,
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Pushing for a 12a was their second mistake (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:34,
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Company thing tonight, so the suit's on again.The "are you due in court?" jokes have already started. Why are people so shit and unfunny?
Somebody pointed out that I could have given my tramp beard a trim. WHY MUST PEOPLE ALWAYS JUDGE? I like my tramp beard :(
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Kroney, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:22,
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tramp beard sounds like you are talking about your arsei don't like it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:27,
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why do you have a beard? is it a nice beard? can I touch your beard? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:37,
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I do love a bit of bum. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:40,
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Well are you due in court?Was it for the international cheese smuggling ring I hear so much about
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MorningI used a 25% discount code yesterday and got £1.99 off £19.99. I have just emailed them to explain how numbers work. I suspect I shall get the brush-off, though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:33,
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you sound like the lovechild of al and psychochompsorry
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:34,
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trust you to think about the sweaty hairy bumsex(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:39,
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The cunts who do my shirts owe me £3(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:38,
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20 quid for a shirt? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:43,
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I don't think I've ever bought that 2 shirts at a time.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:46,
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I put the shirts in a locker in my buildingthey're taken away, cleaned, ironed and returned to the locker, and I pick them back up. I'm paying a premium to not have any physical contact with the proles.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:57,
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