they probably rifle through your purse when you're snoozing
I would
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:54, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

+ spam

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

That's horrid
I would never ram my grubby fat fingers up her foetid mimsy
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)

it'd be like a piglet diving into peaches and cream

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Be like Pooh getting stuck grabbing some honey
Except the honey is now rotting ham
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)

poor piglet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)

eeyore never fed him :(

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

you'd find
a debit card, about 50p in cash, and a metric fucktonne of old receipts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I could with 50p, need to get the bus home

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I lie, like I would ever get on a bus

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

i quite like london buses
on the strict conditions that: (i) there are no other passengers; (ii) they do not smell; and (iii) there is no traffic.

these pre-conditions are rarely met.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)

+ two ginsters pies and a bottle of hair die.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)