Fucking hell I am KNACKERED
I don't know why this has only just occurred to me. Does occurred have two R's? It looks funny both ways.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:30, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

because it's what pirates make out of their extra lemons

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)

and spread on their toast

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)

I'm going for lemon occurred

pirates traditionally use more rs
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I admire a man who ploughs his own furrow

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

How do you think it's going so far?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)

they spread the toast during a previous instance that arose

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Just spell it however you like and god will take care of the rest xx

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that's Nakers' attitude towards life
I assume there are worse role models but I'm kippered if I can think of any
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I've got a bit of a haddock today

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I just referenced a haddock in my FB post
This is amazing, you're either psychic or one of the dozens of "friends" who I don't have a clue as to where I know them from
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I don't even have a facebook

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Oh man you're missing out
It's like Twitter for needy attention seekers with no ability to truncate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I don't have a twitter either

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Good
It's totally fucking pointless
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I don't even use b3ta really

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Oh man you're missing out
It's like mumsnet for sane people
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I made an account on mumsnet, set it up to show my fake children, everything
was going to be a hippy
couldn't be arsed in the end
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Undercover trolling
Like it. Although you're basically copying what the bloke calling himself Rachelswipe is doing here.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:55, Reply)

It's all going on there at the moment
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1689320-to-think-that-KitKat-could-have-thought-up-some-more-interesting-flavours
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:57, Reply)

My sister answered a mumsnet question about whether it was ok to leave your two year old in the bath unattended for hours
My sister said no and the woman found out she lived in the same town, found a mutual acquaintance, got my sisters address and went over and threatened to kick the shit out of her for calling her a bad parent. Full of mentals mumsnet.
( Peej, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Fucking hell.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:01, Reply)

And theobans there too now

( Peej, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Christ
I'm not having kids and I'm a better parent than that mental bitch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Neither do the Winklewoss twins

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I get this reference because I saw the film

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:45, Reply)

it's very witty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)

its occurred

( Peej, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)