I don't understand why a grown human being would voluntarily drink shit like Coors Light
Alt: We should bring back the fashion of having a wooden beer mug hanging from your coat/rucksack at all times, in case of urgent ale

Altalt: Swag because everyone's using it wrong, it's a word for robbers not for idiot children with wacky hair :(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I would like a pewter tankard.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I have one that was a 21st present.
Never used it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Did you not get one when you were 21?
I didn't know that was a 'thing' but I got two of them
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I dunno.
I don't remember.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I'll send you one to use
It's got my name engraved in it but you can change yours no probs right?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)

yeah, thanks theo.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)

TO: Wooflington Pig
The Pub
Down South
Off the Internet
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)

they'll find me.
I'm quite well thought of in the south
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I have a couple
Using one does instantly add 25 years to your age, though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)