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That's the worst thing about renting a flat, buying a mattress and choosing a TV as well.(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
^ still desperately trying to start some MATTRESS CHAT(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:42,
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BOO-YAAAHHH TAKE *THAT*, CHEAP MATTRESSES!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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It's such a shame Nakkers has hardly been on today.I was hoping he'd hate on me because I spent less than £400 on it.
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There's always next week! Mattress chat will never go out of fashion.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:47,
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I might save it all up for the 12th March.That's Mattress delivery day, or M-Day as it will forever be known.
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*Makes note in diary*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:51,
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I'll tell you something surprisingI've had less abuse from you lot than from my actual friends. I had to tell my boss that he was "WTN" earlier. He was nonplussed.
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You don't exactly live in the most cosmopolitan, forward thinking and tolerant part of the country though do you?(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I would set about defending my adopted city with unstinting fervourbut you've been here, so there's no point.
My boss doesn't even have that excuse though. He's from Southampton. A harbour of class and understanding if e'er there was one.
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It's in the bottom three places I've ever been.And I've been to Crewe. And Pompey *shudders*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:54,
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Ooh, listsI love lists. My bottom three would have to be Stoke, Manchester and Derby (obviously).
Portsmouth wasn't that bad but I was only there waiting for a ferry in order to skip the country.
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Ugliest building in human historyPeope study it for architecture degrees as an example of what not to do
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:18,
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That just makes me want to go thereWell OK, maybe just look at a picture
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When I'm invited.And when I've had the necessary innoculations obv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:59,
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I'm not sure this old ticker of mine could stand up to that level of excitement.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:02,
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Everyone should come to London on the 31st of May/1st of June for THEOBASH
I'm just saying
It'll be the best experience of anyone's life
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:07,
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Good job London's basically just three streets and one pubor we'd never find you
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:( I dunno much about LondonI've only spent 2 days there in the last 25 years
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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It's just a big bit in the middle and then a lot of bits on the outside that's filled with nothing right?(
Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:19,
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yeah, I live in a yurt in The Nothing(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:23,
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not nothing nothingbut like, houses, and nothing going on, just endless suburbs and people wishing they lived in the fun middle bits
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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sounds about right, that's where I live.Boyce lives in Ponce Central.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:26,
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cor you even have fancy names for places over theremy place is just in 'cork 'city' centre'
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:27,
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ooh mister boyce be gentle with us poor country folkthe bright lights and english ways might confuse us
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:18,
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I'll dazzle you with a fraudulent card trick and steal your horse.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:20,
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we're coming across in the metal sky beastthen we'll be travelling under the earth in steel worms
your city sure is funny mister
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:21,
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I know I'm setting myself up for a colossal "you fucking twat" herebut if this is a real thing I might actually go
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Hah well me and a mate are coming over to see MARK KNOPFLER play on the 30th and are staying until the 2nd to see things and drink in places and I dunno, get lost and confused and cry and stuffso there should be some drinks in places or sutin. BUT I DUNNO cos I'm like a foreigner innit
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:30,
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Hang on, you're bringing a mate over and considering introducing him to b3tans?
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He's already been on here just didn't post much says he found it a bit dullMainly on talk though, you lot might be a bit huggy and nice and that
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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I came for the chicksIt's been a big dissapointment so far
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:43,
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Really?I consider this place to house the biggest tits I have ever encountered.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:46,
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*plays jaunty trombone music**monty dances off stage waggling his boater*
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:49,
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