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Friday afternoonApart from (not) posting on here, how do you skive a Friday?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:13,
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By doing what I just didhaving cigarette and moving the car
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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Off?Just do it at your desk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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Disabled toilet sleep. Come back to the offica after lunch and then pop back down the pub three or four times when "smoking".
Fake a meeting.
Easy.
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Whilst carrying a clipboard at all timesAMIRITE?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:17,
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At a minimum a sheaf of papers. I find uncollected printing does the trick. Looking perplexed and tutting a lot also makes people think you are v. busy.
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*makes notes on discarded paper*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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or marching purposely from place to another(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:21,
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I did have a meeting with myself earlier in the week to allow me to ring round some places(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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I miss the good old days where meeting were heldduring lunch time at the pub
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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Ohhhhhh and use the company credit cardalmost forgot about that one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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I once ran up £1'800 on a works night out on the card(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:27,
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Thats what I thought when I saw the billNot an eyelid was batted, thank god
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:28,
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I just sort of loaf about, talk to customers, chat to the staff, serve some beers, Actually, that's all I ever do.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:21,
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This sounds nice at twenty past four but at half eleven it must get tedious(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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well, at that point it's busy enough that you don't notice the time. Worst bit is trying to get rid of people at half past 12
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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Drunk people are fucking wankers when you are sober(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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some are alright, you can often tell from about ten to 12 who is going to be the difficult ones. Although I have been wrong.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:26,
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What an awfully judgemental bar oaf you areNow fetch me a rum and lime and be snappy about it, pleb
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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I don't mean itI just worry that at the THEOBASH you look at me and go 'aye aye, troublemaker' and then our love will never be
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:38,
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Haha I wonder if Monty still has his student union cardwww.independent.co.uk/student/news/wanted-students-to-take-cocaine--university-asks-for-volunteers-to-take-drugs-for-study-8506701.html
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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Imagine a Monty shaped cloud at his desk nowas he runs full pelt to the nearest educational establishment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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By doing some sicks in my mouth.www.lbc.co.uk/look-dead-bird-found-in-tesco-salad-67871
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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Send a print to the printer at the other end of the officeinstead of the one by my desk. "I think it's broken."
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:24,
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Spazball I almost forgot about playing spazball(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:29,
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This sounds good - expand please(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:30,
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Ok ball of paperThrow it at/to a fellow worker with your non-throwing arm, I have yet to see anyone do this without having to pull a spaz face.
Also a great photo Op. for future piss taking
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:32,
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I bet you did the face without even meaning too(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:33,
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I WAS BORN LIKE THAT THANK YOU(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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Thats no window(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:35,
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I pretend I've broken my foot and then limp out earlySO LONG, SUCKERS
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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I'm actually a worm but don't tell anyone or my fibs won't be believed(
Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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Ta Ta Baby(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:32,
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Go to bed at 6am, at 6:45 get up, text boss, sleep til early afternoon, get up, have a hearty meal,then hit the chop'n'pop and hey presto! It's Saturday!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:35,
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Morning B3th(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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a combination of booze and sniff(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:38,
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It's bent as fuck. I'd never actually do it really.I was trolling you. It's like 'Achmed the Dead Terrorst' all over again.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:42,
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Ha, if you like trolling you'll love this link.www.Ilovehorses.com
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Oh man Imma bookmark dat shit yo(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:46,
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So it turns out the worst thing about giving up meatis justifying it to various cunts who're convinced they know better than I do what I want and what's good for me and what's right.
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That's the worst thing about renting a flat, buying a mattress and choosing a TV as well.(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)
^ still desperately trying to start some MATTRESS CHAT(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:42,
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BOO-YAAAHHH TAKE *THAT*, CHEAP MATTRESSES!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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It's such a shame Nakkers has hardly been on today.I was hoping he'd hate on me because I spent less than £400 on it.
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There's always next week! Mattress chat will never go out of fashion.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:47,
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I might save it all up for the 12th March.That's Mattress delivery day, or M-Day as it will forever be known.
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*Makes note in diary*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:51,
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I'll tell you something surprisingI've had less abuse from you lot than from my actual friends. I had to tell my boss that he was "WTN" earlier. He was nonplussed.
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You don't exactly live in the most cosmopolitan, forward thinking and tolerant part of the country though do you?(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I would set about defending my adopted city with unstinting fervourbut you've been here, so there's no point.
My boss doesn't even have that excuse though. He's from Southampton. A harbour of class and understanding if e'er there was one.
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It's in the bottom three places I've ever been.And I've been to Crewe. And Pompey *shudders*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:54,
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Ooh, listsI love lists. My bottom three would have to be Stoke, Manchester and Derby (obviously).
Portsmouth wasn't that bad but I was only there waiting for a ferry in order to skip the country.
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Ugliest building in human historyPeope study it for architecture degrees as an example of what not to do
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:18,
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That just makes me want to go thereWell OK, maybe just look at a picture
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When I'm invited.And when I've had the necessary innoculations obv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:59,
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I'm not sure this old ticker of mine could stand up to that level of excitement.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:02,
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Everyone should come to London on the 31st of May/1st of June for THEOBASH
I'm just saying
It'll be the best experience of anyone's life
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:07,
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Good job London's basically just three streets and one pubor we'd never find you
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:( I dunno much about LondonI've only spent 2 days there in the last 25 years
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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It's just a big bit in the middle and then a lot of bits on the outside that's filled with nothing right?(
Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:19,
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yeah, I live in a yurt in The Nothing(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:23,
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not nothing nothingbut like, houses, and nothing going on, just endless suburbs and people wishing they lived in the fun middle bits
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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sounds about right, that's where I live.Boyce lives in Ponce Central.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:26,
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cor you even have fancy names for places over theremy place is just in 'cork 'city' centre'
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:27,
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ooh mister boyce be gentle with us poor country folkthe bright lights and english ways might confuse us
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:18,
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I'll dazzle you with a fraudulent card trick and steal your horse.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:20,
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we're coming across in the metal sky beastthen we'll be travelling under the earth in steel worms
your city sure is funny mister
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:21,
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I know I'm setting myself up for a colossal "you fucking twat" herebut if this is a real thing I might actually go
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Hah well me and a mate are coming over to see MARK KNOPFLER play on the 30th and are staying until the 2nd to see things and drink in places and I dunno, get lost and confused and cry and stuffso there should be some drinks in places or sutin. BUT I DUNNO cos I'm like a foreigner innit
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:30,
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Hang on, you're bringing a mate over and considering introducing him to b3tans?
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He's already been on here just didn't post much says he found it a bit dullMainly on talk though, you lot might be a bit huggy and nice and that
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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I came for the chicksIt's been a big dissapointment so far
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:43,
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Really?I consider this place to house the biggest tits I have ever encountered.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:46,
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*plays jaunty trombone music**monty dances off stage waggling his boater*
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:49,
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Have a quick look at my profile pageand tell me where the term "cool kids" becomes applicable
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When you got a bird? Is that it?If you had a steak that could be TWO women
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:55,
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I mean I'm not getting any ladies on my meat fuelled dietMaybe switching to only chips and beer will help
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:08,
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the worst bit about you giving up meatis your compulsive need to bang on about it shirley.
just eat what you eat and shut up about it and people will be less likely to think all veggies are cunts.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:58,
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ooh have you two chutneys had a tiff or something?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:05,
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Stay up until 6am, text the boss, sleep until mid afternoon, get up, have a hearty mealthen hit the Star Wars The Old Republic and hey presto! It's Saturday and I've done my back in again.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1873392
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:44,
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Hmmm, there's something lacking in this plan.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:44,
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Is it chop'n'pop?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:47,
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You know I think it must be that?Well spotted, Lighty!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:48,
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Beer O'clock Laters fools
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:56,
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Fuck this. I think I might join the Foreign Legion.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:03,
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Just to buck the trendI tend to do a lot of my work on Fridays.
However, now I've finished, I've got a massive cup of tea and a chocolate chip 'muffin', which back in my day, was called a cupcake.
So, what have I missed today? Any loldramas?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:13,
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Oh shitloads. 8 really cool threads got deleted and there was a fite and everything.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:21,
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Aw man, I miss all the fun.I bet I miss lolwaki stuff tomorrow too : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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It's a damned shame you aren't coming along.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:31,
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