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If you were a spoon, what kind of spoon would you be?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:52, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A runcible spoon

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Ok.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:57, Reply)
You have to ask which contestant that's for.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)
This isn't a competition.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:55, Reply)
i'd be a spork

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)
The most useless of all spoons, suits you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)
NOT IF YOU'RE CAMPING AND HAVE A TIN OF BEANS AND SAUSAGES AND THE SAUSAGES NEED CUTTING UP AND FORTKING AND THE BEANS NEED SPOONING

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Spoons can cut and spoon.
spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)
They cannot fork the sausages though can they?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)
You can spoon a piece of sausage
unless you are a bent spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Sporks are fucking shit
this is fact and can be found ln "Boy Bumper Book of Facts" in the cutlery section.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)
NO I AM THE FORTKING!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:08, Reply)
I said spoon.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Can I be a spoon billed sandpiper

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)
That's not a spoon.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:57, Reply)
OK what about one of these then

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)
It's a Witherspoon

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Tea spoon, so I can stir your hot sweet milky love.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)
This is disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:57, Reply)
I know, sugar in tea. yuk.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Too much milk and all.
If you don't mind, I'm not going to drink that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Yeah, to be honest, I'm not 100% pleased with it myself
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)
POUR IT AWAY, START AGAIN

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)
I would be Spoonie G, the self proclaimed 'Godfather of Rap'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)
how was brizzle?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)
fucking LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
how did you nearly get arrested? or is this an exaggeration?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I was caught 'refreshing myself' and asked to leave.
No-one would have called the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Never heard wanking in the kiddie park called that before

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)
you were having a piss against someone's leg weren't you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)
This one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQLdztuMd1g
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)
I fucking love that tune.
Even Cream's cover is good despite Jack Bruce's overblown vocals.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)
a Bohemian Earspoon

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

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