If you don't do something about dry skin
you'll eventually have to walk round with a bell and a sign.

These days they don't sell moisturisers for men. They sell SKIN RECHARGERS. Much more manly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:17, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That makes me laugh.
As if men are going to be fooled into thinking that recharging your skin is somehow not moisturising it just like all those nancies they habitually beat up in car parks.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)

But Gerard Butler says he uses it
and he's manly as fuck!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)

He gets paid to say he uses it
in an attempt to lend the product legitimacy. Really, he uses the blood of freshly clubbed seal pups.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)

This might just be the thing
meetthebulldog.com/
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Anyone that sells a product called 'Sensitive Moisturiser'
is not marketing that product for MEN.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Same as shaving foam/gel for sensitive skin

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)