I've been on (as in 'I have played') the Mermaid guitar built by Andy Manson
Alt: Closer by NIN
Altalt: Anything by that barely-adequate pub band Oasis.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:12, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Closer was the song playing when i danced up to ladypig that fateful night nearly 5 years ago,
in a frankly shit goth club in a basement in oxford. But no, it is not the best song of all time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:18, Reply)

I like Oasis.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I have disliked all the Oasis I have ever heard.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:20, Reply)

alright tangers?
I know I'm all cool and that, but there's one Oasis song that I genuinely think is excellent. Slide Away.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)

I've contacted the mods about deleting your account so you are free to go and kill yourself
They thought it might be fairer just to step you for seven days so you can have a think about what you've just said.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:24, Reply)

You've just totally undermined any case you might ever have for telling someone else their taste in music is shit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)

This implies he might at some point have had a case.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)

*nose/point*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)

I am agreeing with tangledupinblue here
which NEVER happens. Oasis are possibly the only guitar-based band in history who have no best song. Even Blur fluked the odd decent one.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)

You'd be perfectly entitled to feel that way as music is subjective :)

( Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:24, Reply)

This is true.
It is also true that I am a terrible snob about music.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)

You can't be that much of a snob if you like jazz.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:29, Reply)

My point, when replying to Nakers up there, was more that 'jazz' covers such a wide range of vastly different styles
To dismiss the lot under that one heading seems daft.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:30, Reply)

It's like me dismissing all hippety hop as terrible mysoginistic and materialistic crap

( Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Kind of, although you only really say that to annoy dozer.
And it is a narrower genre.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)

And its all crap.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Pretty much all modern rap is boring mysoginistic bollocks
consisting of muscular black men sitting on flash cars talking about how many flash cars they own. It's pathetic.

But I won't hear a word against the Beastie Boys.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)

There are a lot of fat arses in those videos.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:41, Reply)

And some fat-bottomed women, too.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Also, he's right

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Well, of course he is. I'm sure Tangles knows what he likes and doesn't.
The only way he could be wrong is if he said he disliked all of Oasis' output and then it turned out he liked one of their songs.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)

If my ear were to offend me in such a way, I would cut it off.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:32, Reply)

I realised that my post was in need of editing just as you replied
and now I'm forced to offer my contrite apo - LOOK OVER THERE A GIANT SPIDER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:32, Reply)

This is one of those posts where I sound like I have no sense of humour
when what I'm actually doing is lightly making fun of Darth. I know exactly what he means and why he posted it, but if you play it straight it's slightly off the track of the conversation for him to post it there.

I'm explaining this because I've been told I'm dull and humourless before now, so I've taken to writing mini guids to my posts. You may still find me dull and humourless but this way you'll be doing so for the right reasons.

Happy to help.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)

No explanation needed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:36, Reply)

I find it helps when you explain jokes on here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:36, Reply)

I find the best jokes are the ones you need to draw a diagram for.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)

This is one of those posts where I point out what a tosser you are.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I expect at some point in the future you'll make another post
pointing out that I don't seem to like you much online.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Yeah, we all got it
The explanation makes you look dull and humourless
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)

balls.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Kia Ora is better

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)

So is Rita Ora
#DownWithTheKids
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)