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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
what about greenfly?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:40,
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13 years ago)
ok, I'm not THAT pathetic.
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Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:45,
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what about waking up to find 100 greenflies all crawling on your face and stuck in your beard?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:47,
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+ anal
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:49,
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oh man, those anal greenfly are so delightfully itchy
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:50,
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After that, I'd probably find them scary.
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Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:52,
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I know someone who woke up with a MASSIVE cockroach on his face...he screamed like a little girl
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:53,
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strikethrough roach
lulz
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:54,
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i knew someone who when at the school before the one we were at woke up because a strange boy was pushing his penis in the chaps ear.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56,
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I am also aware of this story
it wasnt a school in essex was it?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:57,
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Nah, prep school in Oxford. The victim moved onto the same public school as me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:59,
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why did you do that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:57,
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if you had a penis you've put it in all sorts of things
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:59,
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