Actually the only thing i really make me nervous is something happening to baby badmons

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

why, in case they blame you for smothering it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:05, Reply)

This is about Al's level of humour, I can only assume that you are therefore a fat, bald cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)

whoa
fat and bald is one thing. but comparing me to AL??

too far man. too far.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)

soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)

that's ok
i'll defend you when they haul you away for smothering it with your anal beard of love
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)

I take that back i'm not sorry at all you horrid little Al-a-like

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

:))))))))))))

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

I just spoke to my kid and I am over the pissing moon about it.
/life story
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:06, Reply)

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)

She's as excited as me about Sunday
CHRISTMAS IS BACK ON WOOOOOOOOO
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:08, Reply)

i wish i could have Christmas in march

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)

You can.
No one is keeping your kid from you.
Have Christmas three times a week, if you want.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

good
and the fucking evil bitch will see how excited she is. maybe she will learn that her child is a person with her own loves and life, NOT A PAWN.

sorry, the last bit was shouted by the pig that just flew past...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Probably a good job you don't do family law eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)

i am not known for my sympathy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

There's something really fucking weird going on.
I've had two rational, logical emails from her today - I think someone's had a fucking word and in some crazy twist of fate she's listened.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Yeah, i threatened to pound her stupid face in
no one fucks with friends of Badmons Dukaz!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:16, Reply)

YESSSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:17, Reply)

threatened to pound her stupid face in am a bent spastic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Maybe her solicitor's said to her
"You've been going through lawyers like jamrags. This is because you're onto a loser. You are not looking sane. If you carry on like this you will lose your child."

We can but hope.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:17, Reply)

said to her
"You've been going through lawyers like jamrags. This is because you're onto a loser. You are not looking sane. If you carry on like this you will lose your child."

We can but hope. written them for her
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Oh right, yeah.

( Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Hmmmm

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:33, Reply)

i would say it's 90% likely!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:34, Reply)

I know her BF has a barrister mate, possibly they've had a hand in it.
The thing is the emails are really personal, they read like her own words which the letters she's been sending to my solicitor have not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Possibly on some new medication.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:37, Reply)

i do that all the time
client writes it, i then rewrite it, so that it doesn't sound legalistic, but has been pruned!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:39, Reply)

The way it reads to me, there's been a major reality hit home.
I might be wrong - maybe it's just my kid saying she misses me - but I think it's dawned on her that she's about to look like a massive cunt in front of a court. I am still extremely suspicious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:50, Reply)

Good stuff
I picked the offspring up from nursery yesterday and when she saw me squealed with excitement and ran full pace across the room with her arms in the air for a hug.

best part of my day :)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:08, Reply)

it's exactly how i pictured you in the office with the cake earlier

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

There isn't a feeling like it in the world.

Except maybe when you complete a dangerwank in the cafe in Ikea, Edmonton.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:12, Reply)

I know, i loves it I do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1869971
( Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

this is a different link...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:16, Reply)

Fantastic innit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:14, Reply)