alright CQ,
All good, hangover subsiding, pub all but empty, chilled one tonight, then I'm doing a line clean, so shit faced again tonight and up real late. Still, day off tomorrow, so I can chill.
What's put you in such a good mood?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:51, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I sent him a cockgaz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)

well, that was nice of you wasn't it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:52, Reply)

it really wasn't

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:54, Reply)

I got some new lithium, it's goood.
how go the laptop woes?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:53, Reply)

one of them is fixed, apart from the fan that sounds like a geiger counter, ticking away.
The other is just an empty shell, awaiting some sort of windows install.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:55, Reply)

okey dokey
let me know if I can offer any advice.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:57, Reply)

I think I'm alright for the minute, trying to decide if I tackle the dodgy fan,
Or just leave it out of fear of making it worse.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:02, Reply)

I'm not dodgy, I just want an autograph ok

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:22, Reply)

You are Rupert Pupkin AICMFP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:24, Reply)

that is an excellent film, speaking as an expert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:25, Reply)

I'm not sure of a 'line clean' followed by getting shit faced.... being a drug reference.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:02, Reply)

nah, we clean the beer pipes, and about 3 to 4 pints is already in the lines
So there's a Fuck ton of free beer. I've got 2 bars so it works out at around 45 odd pints.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Ahhh, cool.
What do you do in those cases? Do you ever sort them out to the punters? Even if you had half a dozen staff on shift it'd be a bit of a push.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:05, Reply)

nah, don't trust punters,
But usually get a few mates in, or managers from nearby pubs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:46, Reply)