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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
PIG!
*waves*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:11,
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I am dying sporty.
But, I've had 3 bottles of peronu over lunch and am starting to feel like I could have another session.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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An excellent restorative tonic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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peronu FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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they have prosecco on tap in here, might try that in a minute.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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ouch
That would end badly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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they've put the half a pizza I couldn't finish in a box for me,
But I kinda want it now, can I just open the box and get on with it sat at the bar? Or is that uncouth?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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Get on it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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roll it up and tuck it into your sleeve, then close the box up and pretend it is still in there
then when they look away sneak a bite from your meaty cheese sleeve
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:53,
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this^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:54,
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Especially with a ham fisted pourer.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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mmmmmm
ham
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:23,
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