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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For fucks sakewww.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/feb/28/uk-fight-eu-cap-bankers-bonuses
How can they even think this is in anyway important to anyone except 10000 people in canary warf?
I'm sick of politicians, what are you sick of?
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I think the next elections will be interestingFor a lot of people, for the first time I can remember, there isn't a mainstream party that the public will want.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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We need someone like that Italian Standup to make a new party.Basically the "fuck off and die party"
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I donno man.www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9055739/Cameron-uses-privilege-rule-to-prevent-Lords-blocking-welfare-reform.html
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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that's worse, everyone will either just not bother or vote for a loon independent. And we'll have another coalition mess.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:11,
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A grand coalition of loon independants would be better than this lot.(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I just kinda want my politicians to be neither loons nor dicks. Is that so much to ask?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:30,
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I reckon it's not being a dick to want to run the country.But you've got to be a dick to want 'most' people to vote for you.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:35,
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Yeah well I'll tell you what I'm gonna doI'm gonna forget to register until it's too late, again
Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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yeah? Well I'm going to register, and be really earnest in my choices, and discuss the issues of the day at length with peers, and then not vote anyway, because I'm at work and really don't wanna waste my break in a queue of smelly old people in a smelly old church.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:32,
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jesus christ I have to print out a pdfWHAT IS THIS, SOVIET RUSSIA?
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:37,
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PLUMBERS/GAS FITTERSCunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:09,
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I am dying sporty. But, I've had 3 bottles of peronu over lunch and am starting to feel like I could have another session.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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An excellent restorative tonic(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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they have prosecco on tap in here, might try that in a minute. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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they've put the half a pizza I couldn't finish in a box for me, But I kinda want it now, can I just open the box and get on with it sat at the bar? Or is that uncouth?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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roll it up and tuck it into your sleeve, then close the box up and pretend it is still in therethen when they look away sneak a bite from your meaty cheese sleeve
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:53,
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I was proper shit faced yesterday. Woke up on the sofa.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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CrackingMight have a go at that tonight
First time in the pub for weeks
No work tomorrow.
Yes.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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go for it, I've just had lunch with ladypig, and she said "you fell over coming in the door, then fell over trying to take off your jacket, then I had to get out of bed because you started crying when you couldn't get your boots off"
I'm a real gentleman.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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Being tiredGetting stressed out during the day owing to tiredness and its subsequent impact on my usefulness
Being too stressed to sleep
GOTO: 10
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Beer is the only answer here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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I'm sort of proving a pointfirstly it was to Ms Foxtrot who thinks I drink too much, but it's more like I'm seeing if I can do it now.
Plus, two stone, eh.
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I'd say you'vce easily gone long enough to prove a pointIn fact I would suggest 1 week is long enough
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:26,
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I concurBUT. I gave up booze to lose weight, and if I get back on it now, I'll undo a lot of that good work, and I still have a stone to ship.
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1879706
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:28,
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you'll only balloon when you get back on it anywaysorry to be the bearer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:28,
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Plus he'll be a total beer mouse for about a month(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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Nah I won't for the reason Sporto has illustrated aboveTwo pints and it'll all be coming up again
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Mrs Cow looked dispairingly at me when I arrived home with a bottle of red last nightMore so when I knocked the first glass all over the floor
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:27,
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I'm not sick of anything, why so miserable PC? WHY THE GRUMBLECHOPS? YOU LITTLE GRUMBLEPUSSWHO'S A GRUMBLEPUSS, YOU ARE
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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I have a sore throat.It's the worst sore throat I've had for years. breathing is painful :(
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Get one of them fancy smokers' holes put in your chestYou're a sap for breathing through your throat
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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strepsils. Or cock.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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I had that last week.No one cared.
I recommend drinking and smoking more.
It won't help, but at least you might enjoy it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:30,
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Dr tangles is 100% scientifically correct here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:31,
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I dunnno, I think the EU should fuck off interfearingVOTE WALDO!
alt: I'm sick of it all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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Is this some kind of euphamism?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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*admires poorly molded clay bust of self*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:26,
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I keep waking up at 5am for no reasonVery annoying
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:32,
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Yes. Particularly when I've been up on average of twice in the night already due to the baby and my bladder. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:34,
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Oh man you want to get her to sleep through, it's much better(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:35,
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She does 99% of the time. Just woke up last night. My bladder unfortunately wakes up every night.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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Oh dearFinger up the bum time for you, I think
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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[after being strip-searched]
Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:45,
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Have you had your prostate checked?A man off your age and lifestyle is ripe for a fingering
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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I reckon I'm coming up for the bum poking eraI have to go the moment I wake up. Very annoying.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:42,
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That's alright i always need a pee when i get up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:43,
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The b3ta mods will do it for you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:43,
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just have a nap. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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I liked this comment"There seems to be talk of the need for a level playing field because reducing bankers bonuses only in Europe will put us at a disadvantage globally. I don't have any problem with bonuses at all, I think all working people should be given bonuses several times their annual wage as a matter of course and if they are sacked or made redundant then they should also be given a large payoff. Everybody who gets hopelessly into debt through gambling should have all their debts paid off for them so they can start again and everybody who commits theft and fraud should be let off. Then we would have a level playing field."
I'm sure this is an initiative we can all get behind.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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it reads like an onion article. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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Any business that hands out 700m in bonuses when they made a loss that size is seriously wrong in some way. Can't imagine a building firm paying bonuses if they made a loss, for example, they'd be laying people off.
I'm aware these bonuses are "contractual" but that says more about the culture of nakers than anything else imo.
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hoho phone autocorrectnakers should be bankers, obv, but I'm going to leave it.
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Many, many thingsI've considered moving, but selling a house is a massive ballache.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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come live in my spare room. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:33,
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Alas, I'd have to bring the whole tribeIs it a big room?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:58,
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This is how the Borg started.www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21604005
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:45,
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I don't know what a Borg is.But that was quite interesting*
Could be quite dangerous for someone like Nakers, who could easily be overpowered by a brain link to a rat.
*Well, the half of it that I bothered to read.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:47,
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I think it is a Star Trek something, but I couldn't tell you what sort of thing.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:56,
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I've googled it.Looks a bit like that chap from Red Dwarf.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:56,
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Don't worry ChompyI know what they are, interestingly enough the last episode of Voyager was on last night
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 15:02,
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...which I've deleted as Nakers has started one too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:58,
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