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London b3tans, I'll be meeting Stunned poster for a couple of cheeky pre-train home pints at Liverpool St station on Wednesday at 4pm. Those of you who've managed to leave work by this distinctly unprofessional hour (Monty you have no excuse as you won't have a job by then ROFLMFAO) are welcome. Even Al, who's a cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

there's some secret scoffing going on that night
why don't you get a late train back and stay??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)

The problem with 'secret b4shes' is that they never remain a secret.
Good idea though. Come along DF.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Details please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)

stunned will take you under his wing
all you'd need to do is get a train at, say, 10 rather than 6.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)

well everyone who can read this is very welcome indeed to come along
so there is no need for it to be a secret

well apart from rory. he always turns up, it's such a nuisance.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)

:o(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)

there's a special seat reserved for you
battered's face
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)

I'm going to spit on your dhal.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)

well it's rude to go in dry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)

that's niche

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Venue update
The hilariously named Dirty Dicks, across from the station, apparently. If I can't swing the meal I'll have a couple of hours before heading home, should anyone fancy some pre-curry beers.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:45, Reply)

i'll try and leave work a bit earlier
would be nice to meet you

what's hilarious about dirty dicks?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I was about to send you a fairly pathetic grovelling text requesting your presence
Shan't bother now. Playing it cool
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Come along to the curry. All the towering colossi of OT will be there.
Plus Battered lol
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Would love to
but have to run it by the missus. I don't want to end up like PJ do I.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Offering photos of her minge you mean?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)

ExACTly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)

like you ran your meat eating past her?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I don't think you're fully conversant with the facts here

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Top tip: avoid sitting near Kroney, he stinks of garlic & surrender.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)

And Stunned's liable to piss everywhere unannounced.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)

And Monty will probably get snorting coke in the toilet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

He's all class that boy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

that's not fair
you forgot the whiff of salami and desperation
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Nah

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)

FINE FUCK YOU

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:51, Reply)

You've already met me, you need to move on to the others.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)

This is a good point
but the last time I met more than one b3tan at the same sitting, one of the others I'd previously met died.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I really hope Ringo can make it next week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)