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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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omelettes - worst of all the eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Not when you can add cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Nope, good omelettes are the best.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
simple fact is eggs are best when they are in liquid or very loose form
by it's very nature an omelette is "solid"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Not if you cook it properly.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
look, I love scrambled eggs, I love them when they are just cooked, no more
an omlette is shit scrambled eggs. And as for cheese and shit fuck the fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Scrambled eggs use milk
A proper omelette uses water
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Beer in an omlette is a french trick.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
I am Omelette god Trustory
Well I am when I make them for sunday breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Mine doesn't, mine uses butter and a little cream
milk is too watery

EDIT: also water? WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Yep only eggs and a small amount of water
When they have almost set in the pan, grill them for about 2-4 mins. so it rises
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Grilling is for retards.
Flip it over and take of the heat, leave it for a minute or two, serve while it's still runny in the middle.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
if it's still running why not just make scrambled eggs?!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
because I don't like scrambled eggs?!?!!?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
but scrambled eggs are just better omelettes?
Fuck off with your water
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Gyppo omlette

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
as in omellets are shit yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Sorry Chomps this is the way I prefer them.
This grilling technique was taught to me by a chef, I wouldn’t dream of making them any other way now
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Well that chef was a CUNT and I hope you fucking die.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
What????????
Where did that come from, if I knew you felt so strongly about it I wouldn't have mentioned it.

ohhhh wait....yes, yes I would
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
egg discussions usually end in fights.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
And someone always ends up with egzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
PISTOLS AT DAWN
MUTHERTRUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)
grilling? rising?
what is this a naan omeltte?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I'll be honest, HH's Famous Omelettes sound pretty shit.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
YOUN FACE IS SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
just posting in this subthread to show that I can spell omelette correctly

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

omelette King Zog of Albania
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)
at least you know how to make omelettes correctly
splash of water in the egg mix, finish them under the grill, everyone knows that
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Omelettes should have an element of looseness to them.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
like your anus

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

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