Also, his wife is fat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:38, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Yeh at least I'm punching above my weight by a fuck load even if I'm not getting any

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

You and Chompy could form a club

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)

like spearmint rhino?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I shouldn't click this
but I will
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)

quentin did get banned for less

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Quentin got banned?
I just assumed the zoo found him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Stepped ages ago.
He isn't banned.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)

He's the best one out of the lot of us
Free Quinten!
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)

What did he do?
And how does it measure up to your list of hilarious crimes?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)

He made some comments about Chompy's gf & gazzed her a few times I think. Not sure.
What do you mean my list of crimes? I'm an innocent & always well behaved.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Internet stalking is only funny in public, as we all know
Nice tits Swipey. Etc.

And what are you up to at 4pm on Wednesday?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Meeting you for a beer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)

NICE
Looking forward to it. Have already decided that it might be time to end my self-imposed beer exile. Frankly the amount of "MTFU"-based shit I'd get from you and Stunned would be unbearable.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)

EXCELLENT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)

This does not mean you're to get me hammered and fist me.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)

:(

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)

why does this sound like begging?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)

You know when we say no
we mean yes, and hold the lube.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)

why did all the blokes just cancel wednesday?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)

We're off to the Torture Garden
No chicks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Wouldn't be the first b4sh I've taken lube to. Trufax.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Part of me wants details
Part of me wants to be holding a beer when I hear details

Save it til Wednesday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:14, Reply)

this is so very true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)

just search a few key terms for utter cuntery by quentin follwed by some truly epic waaaahing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I believe we've discussed the word "EFFORT" before

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Is chompy's hot missus a frigid cow too?

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)

No one can resist this jelly

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I heard that she's a professional to the nth degree and insists on him slipping a tenner into her draws before she even takes her vest off.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Better a tenner than a cake

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)

What? Nothing?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)

High maintenance chick, clearly.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)

See this is why we need to bring back the one pound note

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Monty can use post-its surely

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)

i o u

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)

No idea
but his dick probably can't bridge the 100-mile gap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)