buy some drugs, get drunk, go to the strip club

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:39, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

+ then lay in the recovery position.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

if im going to die i don't plan to lay anywhere
Unless I get lucky
The last time I got "lucky" I rented a room and I was so drunk I kicked him out before anything could happen and slept by myself
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Is this your way of telling us you shoved your cock up your own arse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Pfft.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Skills.
Good work K.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)

it was funny
He was all can you at least give me a ride home and I was all sorry bro
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Hahaha I *knew* I liked you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

if you were too drunk to fuck
you were too drunk to drive. what an idiot!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Dead kennedy lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

which strip club?
this is important. if it's hot guys, i could get on board. but i don't want to spend my last few hours watching some pillow hipped c-sectioned trout trying to pay the rent.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Stringfellow's - but after hours, with Stringfellow himself doing the dancing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

god, you're so vanilla

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

No way.

No way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Oh
no
you
didn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

if i wanted to see that shit i could just lift up the gunt and do the truffle shuffle at home

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

*collaborates and listens*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)

YOU SEE THIS RIGHT HERE?! ^^^
THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

you know, I've seen some super hot girls that hate stripping so they don't even try
Ps male strippers are super gay
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

you mean magic mike wasn't a documentary?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

even magic Mike was super gay
All that gyrating cowboy stuff
Gaaaaaaaaaayyy
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I thought Magic Mike was ace
which is a bit odd, cos frankly, very little actually happens, and at the end, I wasn't sure what the point of it was, but nonetheless it was ace.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

this will surprise precisely nobody

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

oh lawd
Clickin dis
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)