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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd start a Battereds a cunt thing
but it would be short lived
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
and I hear you have a short fuse

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Well played
It wouldn't work anyway, Battered's not a cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I noticed
He's being supportive about the wife thing
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Sssssssh
Don't ruin his internet hardman reputation with accusations of sensitivity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Well, that's because it's a dreadful thing to have to go through.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I'm going to fucking cry in a minute.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Me too
I just zipped up too quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)
How'd you get the beans above the frank?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)
The most painful part of one of the most painful films.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Needs MOAR hair gel

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Damn right
If Ms Foxtrot ever dumps me I'm not telling you lot. I'd be on the verge of hissyfitting at any given moment.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Plus it's widely understood that your Mrs is fit and you wouldn't want Gonz stalking her thinking he's in with a chance.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I have a better chance.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I have the best chance.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Goes without saying, old boy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I've got the strongest rohypnol, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Good point, well made
Also, because of this, I'd be too busy perusing other websites to talk to you lot. Pornographic websites. To wank over.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I'm going to give you a great big cuddle when I meet you next week.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)
I can't promise you won't feel my appreciation
against your hip
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
It'll be his chest, not hip.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
you are aware, he's quite tall right?
your head is basically he groin height.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Au contraire.

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(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Now YOU'RE really getting into the spirit of it.
I need a lie down after my lunch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Fancy a pint later?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I've got a Lloyds Motor Club dinner at 6.30pm.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I can do 4pm onwards

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Okey dokes. Will be done at 5pm. `
I will be Tuxed up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I won't be.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)
tuxed down lolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Oh well played
Very well played indeed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)
er...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

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